General Chat

Oh im fine Jack, dont know whats up with me, i keep crying! She's left a list for you, pretty long one as well, can you manage this lot?

The next problem is making sure its prepared and cooked ok, think i might be stepping in to help, no way Puss will cope alone *and judging by what shes doing now she may poison us all*

While the girls are doing that, i best organise the flower delivery for the Ball.......i'll leave them a note so they know where ive gone.

Cant believe this is such ard work. Me chalks ache, me nutmegs are tired from these darn apples. Could darn a tiddlywink at the rub. (you work it out LOL....or if you ask nicely I'll translate.... pmsl)

Well hello caffy im Lorraine the ladys maid hear that strump has told ya all about me wedding have u met me intended jack - hes the love of me life wish id met him first instead of that waste of space that i married first

pleased to meet ya. *drops a curtain to shake hands* I spose it's customary to wish ya both well! What appened with ya other eap? (having fun remembering my cockney rhyming lol)

dont have to curtsey to me - im only upper staff in this house down the village they think i is common cos of me last fella he was a bad um and i threw him out cos he used to hit me a bit ive got 4 little ums by him though - wish they were jacks kids

4 dustbins eh? ow'd you meet ya new pot then. Ope he'll treat ya right. Why don't we take our plates off.......while no ones lookin? *giggles*

All seems quiet, i'll have a drink in peace while i can and sit by the fire.....mm, maybe i wont, no ones done our dinner! *words need to be had* Ive got time to make a pie i suppose. Oh Rach where are you.

Mmm, i know Jack, but actually i dont mind cooking for him, sorry the staff, dont worry, ill be having words! Looks like you have some goodies there Jack.

Allo .Jack, Strump I've left Muffy to it...... *see's Strump strugling and wants to make up for hurting her feelngs earlier* and I was getting peckish Can I ...uh.....gives ya a hand......I has washed ..see............ * puts hands out for inspection*

She is pretty clever Jack, so yes i am........he may not see through her Jack and that worries me........

Cathy thanks love, can you do some veg for me?

I havent been here much today Jack, not that im aware of. Is everything ok? Yes he and i both, i dont get much time with him.....sighs....never mind, its our work i suppose

Why would it Jack? I dont understand?

Oh dont say that Jack! Lorraine would have told you if she was still married?

I tell you what, when Tony gets here and has eaten, maybe we can pop to the Travellers, you have a word with him and i'll have a word with Lorraine? Cathy you ok there?

Oh Mrs Summers....she has alot of friends, lovely lady (Lorraine, where was my invite lol)

Right Miss Strump table is all set wot next? Yer ok?? yer look a bit watery round the eyes are yer sickening for somethin??

Im fine Muffy, dont know whats up with me though.......