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Fab as usual Em! lol

My first ever episode.... went rather well I think. off to polish me pole, iron me tutu and walk me dog (not necessarily in that order lol). been forgetting the air kissing (pluddy amateurs!) mwah! mwwwwwwwwah!

Brill next episode please..................an hurry up

Good one Em, Mags will love that !!

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN Helena Bellbottom, was tucking into a spot of Welsh rarebit in hazy harrey’s when she realised the time. She was supposed to be a the local primary school in five minutes giving the kids a talk on the meritis of Max Boyce and daffodil planting. She grabbed her coat and was just about to leave when suddenly the door burst open.. “ooh you should hear the language dear” rushed Maggie B Ristol ( the local gossip with big glasses) “ coming out of that doctors surgery” Maggie stopped to take a bit out of Hellena’s Rarebit. “ never heard the like, and her a GP to boot” Helena hurridly put her coat on “ Maggie I cant stop now, tell me later” “ well, fancy” Maggie looked disgruntled ( which was hard with those big glasses) “ you don’t want to hear about the row she has just had withJulia Catatonia then?”Maggie rushed on as Helena made for the door. “ I heard I heard Julia demanding a DNA test after that daft old hippy of her mother, driving miss daisy buttercup tell her , her father was Sean Connery!” “ what? Oh I am sure you’ve got it wrong Helena said whilst trying to extract herself past Maggie. Affronted, Maggie started” well if you don’t believe me go and ask thatGeri maine slobovich, that jean Etta sister, she was there too… something about haddock burns on her knees I believe” and with that magi flounced out of the café… big glasses wobbling off her nose. It was true, Geri maine had been at the doctors that afternoon, but not to see Rosey Clacton about haddock burns, but on the delicate subject of someone spotting Rosey last night in the local sleaze club pole dancing in a tassled tutu. Rosey denied everything and warned geri maine slobovich to mind what she said or she would tell everyone that jean Etta got her fish from Iceland and not off the coast of Sellerfield…. Maggie went over to the pub in a huff to find Terenda wafflegob, she would listen, well lets face it she wouldn’t have a choice….

Twenty minutes to go !!

Em, I fell off ma chair howlin wi laffin. Geez canny wait till the next chapter. Raven.

Nudge for Wendy

Ahem? There seems to be a star missing from the cast list? I feel a song coming on Our Em......hee hee...Gran.......

2pm.... will miss the first edition. 1pm - leave work 1.15 - get home and start off two 5 gallon wine kits (1 red, 1 white) Practice on the pole (I need all the practice I can get, it's not easy being a 4'11' pole dancer!) 3 pm - walk the dog later.... check what Em has got in store for me.... A valid excuse for being late, I think you'll agree lol. yours in eager anpicitation Rosey Clacton GP

What about Lee of England nannnana lee.pmsl (thread killer) Al aka Early Riser not been around much,but will have a word

* sets clock*

New chapter at 2pm.... beware!!

Just read through this again.......Excellent! Can't wait for the new chapters

*reminds BC her name is Gwynne* I'm off for a PA at the NEC today - to meet the little people catch you all later Gwynne

I need a newsagent.. or two... a Norris and Rita type duo.. any takers?

* phew, thank goodness she didn't say I was the oldest*

ooohh Butters that was bellow the belt.... * titters*

*dashing off for the Underground...f.rankly, my dear, I think the cast list should go according to ones age...ok. Gwynne..... you may have top billing then:-))))

STOP!!!!! * reaches for the paracetamol and a pint of baileys*