General Chat

* feels for bump on head and decides Gwendoline housemartin's next storyline*

Em outstanding AGAIN APPLAUSE APPLAUSE THROWING FLOWERS OH SORRY FORGOT THE FLOWERPOT WAS STILL THERE ERRMM CAN SOMEONE PICK Our Em UP PLEASE

Polly - Em will explain it all - just show a bit of patience. *starts frying haddock for tea* Anyone want fish and chips and mushy peas?

ahhh.. but am i lesley...?? who knows what they are up to.. coiuld be a number of reasons.... all will become clear me dears.. luvvies, dahlinks ;))

* Ring, did you say ring *? suspicious.........what were you doing at 6am...Did it take all night!! I isnae daft you know..

don't hit Polly with a haddock!! use yer handbag!! lol

Oh Polly how could he,,AND LESLEY ,,,YOU ,YOU!!! why didnt you tell me ,,you said you would when you scored with him.....,,,,, but poor Polly..poor poor Polly kissie kisssie kissssie

Em - great plot but you're getting me into trouble with my friend Polly!!!!!!

*slaps Polly across the face with a haddock* 'you're hysterical woman - calm down' 'Have you heard a word I said?'

Fanks Helen :)) x

Brilliant Em!!! hubby keeps asking what i am laughing at!! I think that steve is a bit of a two timing rat!! he's fraternising with all the women,*flicks hair back* and pouts disapproval!!

*sobs, at six in the morning*!!! * blows nose on Whinnie the Pooh jimjams....* * glowers at hayley* You can have him, I don't care, the cassanova, you have him Jezabel.. * pulls herself together..*

Would I ever do that to you?

Polly, we went shopping together to the jewelers. To look for rings .........for you!!!!!! He just wanted my advice in choosing something nice. I recommended the big expensive one that was very pretty!

* smiles smugley at Polly * Wait til you see what Em has written for Steve and I in the style of the slapper in SITC..

* loud heartbreaking sobs* Twice in two days he's done this....twice ....

* where's Lesley ?? and her pretending to be my friend* Steve * shocked* How could you /* runs sobbing into the morning*.......wll you said 6am so can't sob into the night.... Another good one Em,I will tell Dan he is homeless...:-(

well done Em....

Polly there's something I have to tell you!

CHAPTER TWENTY It was very early morning on on a dark wet and windy GRrrr St.The street was deserted, and the only light to be seen was coming from inside Krappins the Newsagents. Inside, Jackie O’Norris and Rita Tor ( who had very red hair) were busily getting the papers ready for the paperboy ( there was only one as not many could read on Grrr st). “ Rita will you stop eating the nutty twist for breakfast” Jackie grumbles as she bound up last nights surplus Ancestry News. Rita, who had been caught red handed ( as well as red haired) with her hand in the sweet jar, muffled through a rather full mouth “ oh give over you old Australian tart, nuts are good for me bowels, keep me regular they do” Jackie rolled her eyes heavenward “ goin to the toilet keeps me regular and its less painfull on the profits” Rita ignored that remark and went back to sorting out the morning papers. “ oh I forgot” Jackie exclaimed, “ I meant to put this card up in the window last night” she reached into her beige safari shirt pocket and fished out a slightly weathered postcard and walked over to the window next to the shop entrance. “ who’s selling what then” Rita muffled through another gobfull of nutty twist” “ nobody is” replied Jackie “ its that Jean Etta Slobovich advertising for a new lodger above the chip shop. “ Jackie pressed the card firmly to the window with blue tack, and stood and pondered into the darkness outside. “ aparrantly she is struggling to make ends meet since that Dan ODonell did a moonlight flit to the Algarve”… ( some believed he was on the run from that Rebecca melon chest after a distaster with a roast badger) “that and the rising price of haddock.. I heard that Maggy Ristol tell Terenda Wafflegob that Jean Etta has been passing off sardines as haddock to keep the costs down.. But I wouldn’t take too much notice, people would be able to taste the tomato sauce surely” Rita nodded in agreement whilst taking a quick slug of dandelion and burdoch. Just then, polly Annidin came into the shop looking very worst for wear.. “ don’t ask” polly moaned, “ just a packet of heddex and a copy of strumpets weekly please Rita” she handed over the correct money and picking up her purchase, sloped off out of the shop.. nobody commenting on the fact she had come out still in her whinnie the poo pyjamas and without her teeth in… Rita finished the papers and and went to fill up the nutty twist..Jackie was still at the window.. pondering… she did a lot of that.. pondering that is… Just as she was about to turn around and go towards the shop counter, something caught her eye outside.. was that Lessey lee coming out of the pub with that Steve mc Boffin.. at 6am? No couldn’t have been, Steve was fully ensconced with polly annidin wasn’t he? Jackie straightened up, and reached for a bag of Ayley hay health food shop kangaroo beans she kept under the counter.. she popped some in her mouth and went to straighten the top shelf “ I am sure there is a hint of gin in these beans” Jackie pondered.. again…..