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NOOOO i want mass murder ALL the cast except the best actress ME,,who will get an award for being a hero an getting the killer Oscar performance,,awards fame, The most fantastic piece of dramatic acting ever seen an new cast...now i rather fancy George Clooney as my love intrest please Em,,lots of steamy passion X rated stuff an no stand ins please NOW WHICH MAJOR FILM SHALL I EXCEPT !!!!!!!!!

Em I've just had time to read back and I see that someone has sent you a nasty pm about this thread. HOW VERY DARE THEY!!!!!!! I hope you have reported them to GR. How anyone could find anything offensive about some good clean fun like this is beyond me. You might like to tell us who it was so we can boycott their threads in future. *goes off in a drama queen flounce and sulks*

Awful ,isn't it...but business as usual.. Em, got two sick kids at moment but has said she will be back. * flounces off , with head in the air,swishing cape*

Polly.......I thought you were the resident prozzy, not flippin' Batman! LOL

CHAPTER TWENTY ONE It was a busy morning in the Post Office and Wendy Wigglesbottom was rushed off her feet.. she had employed an assistant, kazzerine Tizzle, but She had gone missing weeks ago.. reportedly camping outside the X factor studios in protest of being chucked out of the auditions due to her bunions and obsession with louis walsh. There was a queue at the counter, it was pension day, and as usual, Miss Daisy Buttercup was holding everyone up. “ look dear, just give me my pension.. I cant find my book anywhere” Daisy, rummaged round in her Tote bag adorned with several badges such as save the wale and CND. Pulling out a tenna Lady and and a fish paste sandwich, Daisy sighed, “ it was there last night I know it was, I used it to mop up some baileys I spilt on me chaise long then put it in me bag..” Wendy was getting irritated “ look mummykins, you are holding everyone up, can you come back a little late, go and check the house again, are you sure you didn’t put it in the toaster again like last week?” Daisy sighed and put everything back in her bag, she turned round and saw Gwendoline Housemartin behind her in the Queue. “ oh about time” grumbled gwendoline, “ can I have a return ticket to Skegness please wendy.. quick as you like” Gently, daisy steered gwendoline out of the Post Office, “ come on dear, the train station is that way” Over at Bouffant babs, it was cut bargain basin bob day, and, babs was rushed of her feet too,Lemonella had just been in wanted a trim for safety pin her pet hedgehog, but babs would only give him a Bob, on account of it being bargain basin…etc… etc… Ayley Hay sat down in the chair and eyed herself up in the mirror, “ ok me love?” Babs asked her “ just let me get me bowl, are we having a number 1 bowl today or do you fancy a change?” Ayley was about to answer, when the tinkle of the salon bell stopped her. It was Roxy anne Sultan, the pub landlady.. “ ah.. ive found you Ayley” Ayley slunk down in the chair… causing babs to cut a bit higher at the back.. “yes, you might try and hide” Roxy looked very cross “ what on earth did you put in those pumkin seeds I bought off you, I haven’t been off the loo for days!” “ Ayley looked flustered, “ well, er,, It’s the ruffage Roxy, clears your system out it does” “ don’t give me that” Roxy was getting angry now “ I used more toilet paper than tescos, and could have re written war and peace whilst whiling my time away on the toilet!” The penny dropped and Ayley’s face started to look distinctly red, she had just realised what she had done with that bottle of ExLax she had been examining the other night… “ oh yes and by the way” Roxy carried on “ I was sure there was a hint of gin in those seeds too”… Babs finished off the haircut and reached for the flyspray… ( she really DID need to go to specsavers)

I've just realised what Grrrrr Street reminds me of........Acorn Antiques! lol Very good Em........keep 'em coming!

oh i wish i had the talent of Victoria wood jeanette... but i see what you mean... lol

yes! just like Acorn Antiques - Grrreat stuff Em. Speaking of 'stuff em' all I can say is that if someone don't like our thespian escapades they should just not come into the theatre - is that so difficult? Stiff upper lip Em (you know, you are supposed to rip the wax off, not leave it there to harden....OW!) Can I please ask, if we get any adverse critical reviews here, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we just ignore them???? Won't they get fed up with us not replying? *toots on way past picket line*

PMSL, says she who's eyes are getting worse bye the day, I really will have to go get then retested LOL;; Em thanks for my early morning chuckle;;;hehe Puddy brill as always';;;;;

PMSL - brilliant again!!! Mary x

Well done Em, brilliant,,, * waits for BC and Gwen!!* I am the strumpet, not the prozzy, haddock face, how very dare you.I'm a good convent girl...* look at me knees*... *rushes for dictionary...*

Brilliant. Agree with everything Rose has written. Win

Lemonella is thinking of applying for a job with Babs doing a beauty salon Em...bit of waxing here a bit of waxing there, it really isn't that painful....but would need an overall to match the shoes :-) and a hedgehog friendly clientelle...er that disny look right maybe I should have said customer XX

ah yes.. i can se it now.. lemonella the beautician...specialising in leg waxing for the discerning hedgehog....

I AM THE STAR i am still awaiting George Clooney how disgusting I SHOULD BE MADE TO WAIT

you are waiting gwen! lol having trouble getting hold of George... keeps saying somethiling like hell and freezing over... not sure what he means?

Em if you like I can practice on who ever you choose....just please don't pick a screamer, it upsets Lime too much noise and he P's. Oh and I don't mind a bit of plucking too, or manicures....but reckon hot wax would be my favourite :-)

I think its time for that Jilly Mcmad, justice of the peace to have her top lip done... hmmm...

*peering through the salon window* Oh my word! You wait until the neighbours hear about this! That's BUG spray! HEHEHEHE....Lemonella must have nits! EXCELLENT, EM! - and you DO have that talent!!!!! Mags xx

Just caugth up from yesterday afternoon. Em we think you're brilliant and I would question the sanity of anyone who disagrees. ((((((((mmwwaahh)))))))) {{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}