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For amusement only. By the new Caz nr. Heathrow &
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 3 Dec 2006 18:09 |
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Tut! Tut! Keith. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. |
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Keith | Report | 3 Dec 2006 17:31 |
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My favorite Civil Service joke Boat Race The Civil Service and Industry decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Industry team won by a mile. Afterward, the Civil Service team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action. The consultant's finding: The Industry team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the Civil Service team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the Civil Service team. So as race day neared again the following year, the Civil Service team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive. The next year, Industry won by two miles. Humiliated, the Civil Service laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.... Keith |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 3 Dec 2006 11:31 |
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Good one Anne - now in my Bumper Joke Book. When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall. |
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Anne | Report | 2 Dec 2006 20:16 |
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Hear about the chap who wanted to write a drinking song, but couldn't get past the first bar? Anne |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 2 Dec 2006 17:39 |
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 2 Dec 2006 11:15 |
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Tommy Cooper..........Reincarnated? excellent! Pilgrim....... |
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Researching: |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 2 Dec 2006 10:51 |
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The short fortuneteller who escaped form prison: a small medium at large. |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 1 Dec 2006 20:08 |
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A plateau is a high form of flattery. |
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Caz Nr Heathrow | Report | 1 Dec 2006 10:17 |
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brilliant, lol Caz |
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NannaMoo | Report | 1 Dec 2006 10:14 |
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lol-Brilliant!!! ;-)) |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 1 Dec 2006 10:09 |
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He had a photographic memory which was never developed. |
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Winter Drawers Ever Near | Report | 30 Nov 2006 19:39 |
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Brilliant. Hope you don't mind me copying it. Aileen xxx |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 30 Nov 2006 19:10 |
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A boiled egg is hard to beat. |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 30 Nov 2006 10:52 |
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A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and it 'taint mine. |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:18 |
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A calendar's days are numbered. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 28 Nov 2006 23:13 |
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You are really '' ONSONG'' tonight, matey..... Bob |
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Researching: |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 28 Nov 2006 22:48 |
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He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 28 Nov 2006 22:37 |
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You are vstuck with your debt if you can't budge it. |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 28 Nov 2006 21:00 |
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The guy who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered. |
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Pilgrim Father | Report | 28 Nov 2006 20:48 |
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. |
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