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From Caz! With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man that wrote 'The Hokey Cokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny. Now send it on to someone else and make them smile.

Love again! 'The heart and the soul must bind together to make true love.' - Unknown 'True love is when you have to watch a friend leave, with the knowledge that you might never see him again. But you know he'll be in your mind and heart forever...' - Unknown 'So many times I thought I would never find someone to love me the way I needed to be loved. Then you came into my life and showed me what true love really is!' - Unknown 'With true love comes no doubts, no jealousy, and no worries.' - Unknown 'If their smile warms your heart, embrace eases you, and kiss distills all wrong done to man, then you know that you have found true love.' - Unknown 'True love is not for a second, but for eternity.' - Unknown 'True love should be lived like an unperfect circle that has its bumps but never ends.' - Unknown 'True love is not something that comes everyday, Follow your heart, it knows the right answer.' - Unknown 'Nothing compares with the finding of true love, because once you do your heart is complete.' - Unknown 'True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.' - Unknown 'If love is so important to have that one doesn't want to lose it, why is it when we find true love we often don't notice it?' - Unknown 'True love is unconditional and everlasting, it is established over time and validated with memories of the past.' - Unknown 'Countless words, nor countless actions could ever define my feelings for you. True love defies definition.' - Unknown 'True love endures, if it does not, then it was never true.' - Unknown 'No matter how hard things seem, true love will aide you through it.' - Unknown 'Love is a gift, not an obligation, follow your heart and always trust the person you love.' - Unknown 'Love is like air... it's not important unless it's not there!' - Unknown 'Love is like a butterfly, it settles upon you when you least expect it.' - Unknown 'Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.' - Jeff Zinnert 'Love is when your mouth has no need to move to make him/her happy because your heart is beating, and that's all that matters.' - Kaitlin Rogers 'Love is like a knife, it can stab the heart or it can carve wonderful images into the soul that will last a lifetime.' - Unknown 'Love is when you wake up thinking of no one else but, that person!' - Unknown 'Love is when you look into someones eyes and go all the way inside, to their soul and you both know... instantly.' - Angela Chase on My So Called Life 'My heart, my life, my soul....she has the key to them all. She has but to turn the key and allow me to surround her... with my warmth and love.' - Unknown 'No matter how badly your heart is broken, the world does not stop for your grief.' - Unknown 'My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a sweet suprise.' - Jan Arden 'Listen to your heart, for it knows the truth' - Unknown 'Love that remains longest in your heart is the one that is not returned.' - Unknown 'Never have regrets, follow your heart.' - Jeff Zinnert 'Angels capture love and sprinkle it upon our hearts.' - Unknown 'I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.' - Chico Maroc 'A kiss upon the hand of someone you truly love, is more beautiful, and more valuable than any diamond or gem could ever be.' - Unknown 'A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.' - Guy de Maupassant 'I hate the stars because I look at the same ones as you do, without you.' - Unknown 'The stars shine brightest only in your eyes.' - Unknown 'What would it be like to swing on a star, or walk on a cloud? Would it be anything like what I feel whenever you are near?' - Unknown 'Loving someone that doesn't love you is like reaching for a star. You know you'll never reach it but you just got to keep trying.' - Unknown 'All I need is my one star in the sky, to wish for you everyday.' - Unknown 'I wish I had the guts to walk away & forget about what we had, but I can't because I know you won't come after me & that's what hurts the most.' - Unknown 'I'm so afraid to feel nothing so I feel everything.' - Unknown 'All I want to do is get with you and make the pain go away.' -Unknown 'No man is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.' - Unknown 'Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.' - Unknown 'What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?' - Unknown 'I want to be happy because he's happy...but how can I be happy knowing that I'm not the one who's making him smile?' - Unknown 'It's not that I can't live without you...it's just that I don't even want to try.' - Unknown 'There are a million things in the world I want, but all I need is you.' - Unknown 'Guys are like stars... there are a million of them but only one can make your dreams come true.' - Unknown 'One day you'll love me as I love you. One day you'll think of me as I think of you. One day you'll cry for me as I cry for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you.' - Unknown 'Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.' - Unknown 'Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.' - Julius Gordon 'Sometimes the perfect person for you is the one you least expect.' - Unknown 'There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart, pursue those.' - Unknown 'I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without one!' - City Of Angels (movie) 'If you spend your life trying to find the perfect 'one', you'll find it too late. True love comes when you least expect it.' - Francesca R. Aguado 'Love goes unseen, until you see it go.' - Unknown

Not so loveable! Q. What's the definition of the bravest man in the world? A. The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.' Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading Man says: 'This is the pig I have s*x with when you've got a headache.' Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.' Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep.' A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.' Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year'.

Vive la difference But do you really know what “la difference” is? Be prepared for a surprise when you test your responses to these 15 statements - five of them true, ten of them false. 1. Women make more fuss than men about minor and imaginary ailments. True or false? 2. Men tend to be more self-centred than women. True or false? 3. Women talk more about men than men talk about women. True or false? 4. Men are more truthful. True or false? 5. Women are more easily bored than men. True or false? 6. Men are fussier about their food. True or false? 7. Women tend to be more cheerful and optimistic than men. True or false? 8. Men can manage on less sleep than women. True or false? 9. Wives understand their husbands better than their husbands understand them. True or false? 10. Husbands are generally more intelligent than their wives. True or false? 11. In a severe crisis, women are more likely to go to pieces than men. True or false? 12. Men have a greater capacity for happiness than women. True or false? 13. Women are better at solving complicated problems than men. True or false? 14. Men have quicker reflexes and react faster than women. True or false? 15. Women are not the more talkative sex, despite the widespread masculine belief that they are. True or false? Vive la Difference answers. Vive la difference Answers 1. TRUE. We can hear the women’s protests: “You should see my husband when he has a cold!” Nevertheless, in study of over 5000 men and women it was found tha women had a greater tendency to exaggerate all types of ailments. 2. FALSE. Psychologists have found that women are the more self-centred sex. Studies show that they have fewer outside interests than men, and are more preoccupied with personal concerns and problems. 3. TRUE. University investigators found that women discussed men far more often than men discussed women. In fact, women talked about men more often than they talked about any other subject - except other women. Men’s conversations were most frequently devoted to business , money, other men - and then women. 4. FALSE. Psychological tests showed that, although women were no less evasive than men, where outright lies were concerned men led the field. 5. FALSE. Studies show that men are more restless by temperament than women, and much more easily bored by repetitive action. Possibly one reason why women are less bored by monotony is that they are more given to introspection and day-dreaming. 6. FALSE. Leading university studies show that women are far more finicky about what they eat than men, and dislike more foods. 7. FALSE. Studies by university psychologists shown that women are more subject to feeling depressed and “down in the dumps” than men. . 8. TRUE. Authorities find that the average woman requires appreciably more sleep than the average man. 9. FALSE. A psychologist making an intensive study of married couples subjected each husband and wife to tests designed to reveal their knowledge and understanding of the other’s character and personality. Husbands had far better insight into their wives’ character and were able to predict much more accurately how they would react under specific conditions. 10. TRUE. Studies show that women tend to be attracted to men they can look up to intellectually. Men, on the other hand, tend to shy away from women who have more brains than they have. This does not mean that men are superior in general intelligence, but women tend to “marry up“. 11. FALSE. Psychological studies show conclusively that, while minor emergencies tend to upset a woman more, in a real crisis she is likely to remain calmer than the average male. 12. FALSE. Studies show that women not only have a greater capacity for happiness than men, but they also have a greater capacity for unhappiness. According to one well-known psychologist, “Women experience the extremes of marital happiness and unhappiness more keenly than their husbands.” 13. FALSE. A two-year university study demonstrated that, other factors being equal, men are as much as 50% more proficient than women in solving complicated problems. 14. TRUE. Numerous psychological studies on reaction time show that, when a man’s senses warn him of approaching danger, he goes into action much faster than the average woman. 15. FALSE. A leading psychologist, evaluating the findings of scientific investigators, finds that the female begins to out-talk the male shortly after infancy and holds a verbal edge from then on. She talks more readily , longer and faster. But it is in verbal fluency, rather than iin the grasp of verbal meanings, that females are superior.

The local preacher. A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more. “And how would I go about that?” he asked. “It is very simple. First you turn off the air conditioner so that the auditorium is warmer than usual. Then you preach in a monotone. Meanwhile, you dangle a watch on a chain and swing it in a slow arc above the lectern and suggest they put twenty dollars in the collection plate.' So the next Sunday, the reverend did as suggested, and lo and behold the plate was full of twenty dollar bills. Now, the preacher did not want to take advantage of this technique each and every Sunday. So he waited for a couple of weeks and then tried hypnosis again. Just as the last of the congregation was becoming mesmerized, the chain on the watch broke and the watch hit the lectern with a loud thud and springs and parts flew everywhere. 'Shit!' exclaimed the pastor. It took them a week to clean up the church. A young golfer at the Golf Club was seen pouring petrol over a Senior Golfer. The police were called and upon approaching the young golfer the Policeman shouted 'Hey! What are you doing?' The young golfer replied 'About six to the gallon officer.'

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan, and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm, and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house' 'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out; but, he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?' 'Yes, I do.' said Bob 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?' 'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out 'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?' Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' Why do you ask?' 'She just died and left me everything.' (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)

Anything you like. A chap was talking to his friend . “When I got up this morning to play golf my wife implored me not to go but stay in bed with her” She said “Tie me up and you can do anything you like“. “What did you do? said the friend. “Well I tied her up and went to the golf course.”

An elderly couple are watching TV. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it's soon time for the healing portion of the show. ''If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on the television, and one hand on the part of your body that ails you!'' The old man places one hand on the television and one hand on his groin. ''Oh, don't be stupid!'' says the old woman. ''He said heal, not raise the dead!'' One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, 'You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, 'You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.' This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, 'You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman and your brother.

Forrest Gump is dead. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. The gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. It is St Peter himself. 'Well, Forrest, it certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. It is now our policy to administer an entrance examination which you must pass before you can get into Heaven.' 'Nobody ever told me about any entrance exams,” says Forrest, “Sure hope the test ain't too hard: life was a big enough test as it was. But the test will be like a box of chocolates - you never know until you bite into it. So dish her up to me now. I'm a-ready St Pete.' The test I have for you is only three questions. The first one is, what days of the week begin with the letter T?' 'Second, how many seconds are there in a year?' 'Third, what is God's first name?' 'Take your time, think about it and come back to me when you reckon that you have the answers.' Forrest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day. St Peter waves him up and asks, “Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.' Forrest says, “Well, the first one, how many days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one's easy. That’d be Today and Tomorrow! The saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, “Forrest! That's not what I was thinking, but, you do have a point though, and I guess I didn't specify, so I give you credit for that answer.' 'How about the next one,” says St Peter, 'How many seconds in a year?' 'Now that one's harder' says Forrest,” But, I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.' Astounded, St Peter says, “Twelve! Twelve! Forrest, how in Heavens name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?' Forrest says, “Shucks, Ther gotta be twelve: January second, February second, March second...' 'Hold it”, interrupts St Peter.”Isee where you are going with it. And I guess I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind, but I’ll give you credit for that one too. “Let’s go on with the next and final question,” Says St Peter,'Can you tell me God's first name?' Forrest says, 'Well sure, I know God's first name. Everybody probably knows it. It's Howard'. “Howard?” asks St Peter, 'What makes you think it's Howard?' Forrest answers, “it’s in the prayer.” “The prayer?” asks St Peter, 'Which prayer?' “The Lord's prayer,” responds Forrest, “Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy n

From Caz ( Near Heathrow) A SENIOR MOMENT - I HOPE I HAVE THEM LIKE THIS........... A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in The Times. Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/ her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows: 1-- To make an appointment to see me. 2-- To query a missing payment. 3-- To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. 4-- To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. 5-- To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. 6-- To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. 7-- To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.) 8-- To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 8 9-- To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year. Your Humble Client (Remember: This was written by a 98 year old woman; DOESN'T SHE MAKE YOU PROUD!!?)

From caz. AAaawwwhhh! I wish I was a glow worm Cause a glow worms never glum How can you be unhappy When the sun shines out your bum!!!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

Caz sent that to me today!! LOL!!

IN THE INTEREST OF CONTINUING EDUCATION . . . Learn Chinese in 5 minutes ( You MUST read them aloud) English Chinese That's not right Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa

She's saucier than ever!!!!! Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of Sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time your sex has become routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. This is the kind of sex which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least: The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!!!!

From Caz - the good lady is getting along fine. I'm sure she will not mind me telling you that she now has a fine head of red hair!!'!'!! Never Argue with a Woman!! One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT ?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't mov

From Caz - who else? A nuclear scientist and a blonde are sitting on a bus together. The scientist leans over and asks if she would like to play a game. He says,” I’ll ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £10 and vice versa. She's tired, so says no, but he keeps persisting. 'Look then, you pay me £10 if you don't know the answer, and I'll pay you £100 if I don't know the answer”. He thinks that since she's a blonde, he's sure to win the game. So she agrees. The scientist asks, “How big is the Great Wall Of China?' The blonde says nothing but simply reaches into her purse and hands over the £10. 'My turn now,” she says. “What flies to the moon on Monday and returns on Thursday?” The scientist looks puzzled, and whips out his laptop computer and searches his CD encyclopedias. He rings up all his scientific buddies and puts the word out to find an answer. Meanwhile, the blonde has fallen asleep. Some time later, when he has exhausted all his contacts and can not find the answer he nudges her awake and hands her £100.'Well, what is the answer?' he asks her in frustration. In silence, she reaches into her bag and hands him £10.

Good to hear that Caz is getting on ok, Best wishes to her from Rosexx

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood, 'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.' 'I should be in charge,' said the stomach, 'because I process food and give all of you energy.' 'I should be in charge,' said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.' 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.' 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.' All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, The brain had a terrible headache, The stomach was bloated, The legs got wobbly, The eyes got watery, And the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story......... The asshole is usually in charge.