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Oh Bob u are naughty but i like ya LOL Lilx

Picked this up from another forum, made the start of my day! to the tune of Rawhide!! Verse1: Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Ain't movin' movin' movin' Though they're disapprovin Keep them tabloids movin' Rawhide! I'd rather read the Beano or build a new casino Still I'll go on livin' high and wide Boy, my heart's calculatin' My Tracey will be waitin', be waitin' For a secret office ride Verse 2: Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Though my stomach's swollen Keep them tabloids rollin' Rawhide! It's me and Tone together And Dorneywood for ever My croquet stick and champers by my side There's nothin' I am missin' Good vittles, love and kissin' Even though I'm big and fat and wide Verse3: Ain't movin' movin' movin' Though they're disapprovin' While my wife I'm soothin' Rawhide! The papers just can't stand me Just photograph and brand me But I'll go on livin' high and wide I'm truly calculatin' my whopping wages waiting While I take the public for a ride Rawhide! Rawhide _________________ A guy fancies a bird in the office, like crazy, so he offers her sex for £100. she says NO way, I am spoken for, He says, it wont take long, I will put it on the floor, and by the time youve picked it up, I'll be done!!! she tells her boyfriend about this, and HE says If he fancies you THAT much, and you dont mind, Go for £200. it wont take long to pick it up and you can pick it up quicker than the time it takes to get his pants down..... so the deal is done, and the boy friend is waiting for her.......20 minutes.....30 minutes... 40 minutes.......so hes getting worried and calls her on the mobile, When she answers, he says,Whats taking so long?? She says, (panting) the B'stard put it on the floor........... in 20 p's enjoy!! Bob

Life In the Australian Army Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all yagotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and its not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - its a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is. Your loving daughter, Sheila

saw u steve!

Did you not see me Lilx

Added by Stenozzz Sleepiciles on 19/12/2006 20:46:37 well phatomed again stevex That was very slow Steve lol

I am ok Bob as you do..lol

caught you Bob...how are you lolx

Did u not see me earlier LOL

Good night nudge Lilxx

LOL Puss Lilx

am i bovered

LOL Genies Genes, yea it is addictive LOL But You should nudge then delete the post before someone see's you LOL Llx

this looks fun - nudge, nudge - is that it? :)

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Just missed you Lilx

Upps i did it again Lilx

arh steve but the night is not over yet we are watching !!!!!!! joycex

Did i do it again LOL

Bob i saw u well done Caz Lolxx