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Another LOL Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.' 'Yeah' she replies, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.' PMSL

Lololololololol LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! xx

We now have to have seperate tooth pastes.......it got me so much how he squeezed it just in the middle, for my own sanity i have to have his n hers!

lol Teresa! The one that really gets to me is how fully grown men still believe in fairies and house elves!! Oh .... and how they can't see anything unless it's jumping up and down and saying BOO!

Brill thread Muffy! Mine 'dies' when he has a cold, and calls it 'Sars/bird/asian science hasn't named it yet but I'll stay alive just to annoy you flu' WIND! Why do they have so much? Mess, as above. Talks to me while I am reading emails, glares at me if I talk to him during his rubbish programmes. (Why does he want to watch Quincy again anyway?). But....there is one little rhyme that sums OH's up: Womens faults are many Men - they have but two Everything they say and Everything they do.

Strump: I just showed OH the thread and he just rolled his eyes at me and wandered off lol xx

LIL PMSL I'M NOT MARRIED TO A SAINT, HE'S NORMAL LIKE ALL OF YOURS, BUT I LOVE HIM AND WOULDN'T SWAP HIM FOR ANYTHING. LIKE YOU LOT. PIPS XX

dont forget NEVER replacing a toilet roll onto its holder they do seem to love balancing the new roll on top. then there is the snoring,the mess,the clothes behind the bathroom door for the clothes fairy and my all time favourite the missed rubbish bag. dare I go on Regards Tania

Almost wet myself Lil. brilliant! Ive just read thread out to Dave.........all i got was 'thats not nice, im ill and do i really do all that'? Bless eh..........NOT!

Ann Did you get my reply on that thread about where me brother lives in the forrest of dean? catherine xx

I have just realised I am married to a saint. But please don't tell him or I will never hear the end of it!!! Ann Glos

you know in my house I got a 2.5kg tin of heroes a big tin of quality street 3 boxes of maltesers a plastic bag filled with about 6 selection boxes of choc 1 large box of terry's all gold. 2 choc santas 2 choc reindeers 1 box of after eights. obscene-all bought as pressies- I eat like 1 peice of choc a month I 'm dreading easter we get about 30 eggs in this house. catherine xx

omg pmsl lil can i copy thet lol Rosex

AND another one.................. WHY did he turn up with a 2.5L drum of Roses when I said clearly last night. 'Thank goodness the xmas food has gone now we can start to cut down and I can go on a diet' Reply 'But it was on special offer and I know you like chocolate.................... 'AAAAAAAAAAAH

Evening Hayley you ok mate? catherine xx

oh Lil that's just top. love it. catherine xx

ROFLMAO Brilliant Lil !!!!!!!!!! xx *waves to Hayley*

* lugs in shopping and kids out othe rain * arrrrrrrrrrrr my kinda thread... evening all xxxxxxxxxxx

PMSL T.O.R you tell it like it is-just like me.lol. catherine xx

This will make you smile, LOL A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home. 'Will I have to go home and come back now?' he asks. The woman says, 'Unbutton your shirt.' He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' as she processes his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She says, 'You should have dropped your pants -- you might have qualified for disability, too.' pmsl Lilx