General Chat

LOL.*adopts look of pure innocence* You mean like not cooking him a meal Catherine? lolololol xx

Oh girls, Dave was off from 22nd, made himself a long list of things to do...........none were done and he watched nothing but DIY programmes! Back to work one day and is now off sick............oh beam me up!

just shouted at mine always decides to talk when im half way through a email or reading you dare talk when his cra==y programes are on lol and till reciepts every where , but the one you want he chucked in the bin phew how long we got

er yeah something like that muffy. puss know where you coming from there-Olly does it all the time with receipts. You know he even forgot to pick laddo up at the child-minders once. I said where's our child??? Oh no he said. catherine xx

He didn't Catherine !!!!!!! OMG I would've chewed his head off for that one !!!!!!!!!!!! Was he suitably punished? xx

oh yes muffy he was suitably punished. catherine xx done it more than once too.

My OH does most of the cooking in my house but my gripe is my eldest daughter has does really nasty things to me so he won't allow me contact and my eldest boy who has had slight brain damage from birth Metabolic condition and ADHD he did a couple of nasty things since leaving but he don't want me to have contact with him either but over Christmas he was at my mum's so I knew he was ok but we fought about it and he has been in huff with me since New Year as he says if I let him come back he will leave (2nd)husband so my eldest 3 aint his

Awwwww Val. It's horrible when they sulk isn't it ? OH tried that with me for the first few years we were together, but I learnt to just get on and ignore him and he stops giving me the silent treatment now as I am oblivious to it. I hope it all sorts itself out for you though. Must be really hard for you xx

I smoked when I met him. I've never said I want to give up. I don't smoke in the house. So why can't he F*** off and leave me to smoke in peace.

Amen to that TOR lol xx

This will make you smile, LOL A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home. 'Will I have to go home and come back now?' he asks. The woman says, 'Unbutton your shirt.' He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' as she processes his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She says, 'You should have dropped your pants -- you might have qualified for disability, too.' pmsl Lilx

PMSL T.O.R you tell it like it is-just like me.lol. catherine xx

* lugs in shopping and kids out othe rain * arrrrrrrrrrrr my kinda thread... evening all xxxxxxxxxxx

ROFLMAO Brilliant Lil !!!!!!!!!! xx *waves to Hayley*

oh Lil that's just top. love it. catherine xx

Evening Hayley you ok mate? catherine xx

AND another one.................. WHY did he turn up with a 2.5L drum of Roses when I said clearly last night. 'Thank goodness the xmas food has gone now we can start to cut down and I can go on a diet' Reply 'But it was on special offer and I know you like chocolate.................... 'AAAAAAAAAAAH

omg pmsl lil can i copy thet lol Rosex

you know in my house I got a 2.5kg tin of heroes a big tin of quality street 3 boxes of maltesers a plastic bag filled with about 6 selection boxes of choc 1 large box of terry's all gold. 2 choc santas 2 choc reindeers 1 box of after eights. obscene-all bought as pressies- I eat like 1 peice of choc a month I 'm dreading easter we get about 30 eggs in this house. catherine xx

I have just realised I am married to a saint. But please don't tell him or I will never hear the end of it!!! Ann Glos