General Chat

I don't know Jeff, use your imagination

Jackie, an what is it you'd be wantin me to be blatherin about.

If none of you are going to help, im not bothering anymore *lays down on sofa Jeff come and talk to me in an Irish accent again

Slides into the bubbles..........let me scrub your back.............shush, your front is next!

an what is it you'd ne wantin me to say again

*shivers Oooooooooooo Jeff say it again lol

Hello there Jackie darlin, is it yourself that's in it, sure an have you been away kissin the owld Blarney Stone. Ha-ha

I like this idea of a bath better.............dont have to stand, you just have to push me out lol.............this is nice.......BB eat ya heart out!

*still scrubbing the loos Never mind sloping off to the shower with a bottle of wine help me clean these loos

Ahhhh but this wine is for us to consume.......take me to the shower sir! If i try and walk it, we will still be here at midnight lol

Like this mouthwash Jackie, it's called Plonk du Francais. Think I'll clean mi teeth more often

*grabs toothbrush off Jeff gives him new one You picked up the wrong one silly, this one is yours I got a nice new one for you from BB, You had better brush your teeth again and have a really good swill with the mouthwash

Mmmmm, you know just how to melt me.......ill get us some wine.......make this work easier.....BB can whistle!

Hello Buggs, sorry, after doing that roof, falling off the damn thing.....here, give me that, youve done enough.........smiles..........so erm, part of the punishment............you have to stay here.........ill make it better i promise......ouch! blinky ankle...............

Omg my toothbrush has turned brown, must be that new brand of toothpaste I brought in. Ah well, here goes, *starts to clean teeth* Oo I don't like the flavour of this paste. Yuk

Damn I never thought of that *Swaps Jeffs 'new' toothbrush for a nice clean one

Jackie cleaning in the loo, You surprise me, yes you do, You make my tears fall *blubber blubber* Never knew you were a s--- silly girl. Lol

Ok I love a sing song *mutters just not the Jacksons Just whistle while you work And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place So hum a merry tune It won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace And as you sweep the room Imagine that the broom is someone that you love And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune When hearts are high the time will fly so whistle while you work

Oh thankyou Jeff, you are so helpful *swaps toilet cleaning toothbrush for Jeffs Im a b*tch Im a lover Im a child Im a mother Im a sinner Im a saint I do not feel ashamed Im your hell Im you dream Im nothing in between You know you wouldnt want it any other way

*goes to inspect the toilets* Oo Jackie, that toilet bowl needs a bit more scrubbin, it's still a bit dirty.