General Chat

*Quickly grabs hold of Strumps hair and pulls* Oops sorry Strump didn't realise it was a wig. lol

THREEEEE! runs at door, slams into it, goes crashing straight through as TOR the daft mare hadnt locked it at all! OUCH! Blinky well hurt Sees open window, so thats your game is it....climbs up and falls straight in the hot tub *what a stupid place to put it* OUCH, think ive hurt my shoulder.............TOR, im now going to kill you!

*finally opens window and falls into hottub*

TOR...........im counting to three...........one...........two

* tries opening window but it's stiff * What about BB Strump, have you checked whether BB took them?

They are all fast asleep, its only you could have taken them.....now, return them, or the door gets it and then you do!!

*getting very worried now. Wonders how long she can stay in bathroom* Have you asked the other housemates if they've moved them. Possibly Monty decided to iron them.

*starts worrying after all Strump is so much larger than me* Sorry Strump don't know what you're talking about are you sure you put them where you think you put them ? *quickly drops cupboard key into toilet cistern*

(cow lol, im not big) You know just where i put them, now give them back or i might get mad........and im not nice when im mad!

Dont you play the innocent with me young lady! Now....im staying calm for the moment..........you know the clothes im on about, blue satin ones that i worked so hard on.........now, hand them back or i will take action.............*getting madder*

*innocent voice still thru locked door* What clothes Strump ? Don't think yours will fit me.

RIGHT THATS IT!! *keeping calm* TOR darling, those clothes you just took.........they are for who??

*snatches back vodka and runs into bathroom, locking door* Yes Strump (thru door) what can I do for you ?

Right, wellies sprayed....goes to put them with rest of bands clothes. I know im dippy, but i know they were all hanging here, what the..........looks behind wardrobe, under beds, sees some vodka, but i dont drink that stuff, why..... *penny drops*.......one of those Jacksons has cheated! JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WHERE ARE YOU??????? JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, sees TOR.........are just the lady! Id like a word or 5 with you, DONT YOU DARE TRY AND SNEAK OFF...........

*sneaks back into room and leaves bottle of vodka for Strump* I'm sure Jackie will love these. So nice of Strump to have made 4 outfits for the Jackson 5. All we need now is the black satin sheet of Jeffs bed for the lead singer. Sorted. *puts 4 blue outfits into locked cupboard and places key down bra*

*Sneaks in and liberates the blue satin sheets* Ooh Jackie will like these.

Lays her bands clothes out........hope Monty wont mind i used his blue satin sheets, but needs must......not sure about these two tea cosies, but there we go, no way i can get white knee length boots, just have to spray these wellies white.sure no one will notice. Have to make a beard for Lil.......wool, perfect and nice and oft on her skin, ahh! Glu!. Lets hope they all like it and have practised their words.

Creeps back into the house. Later than i expected. Ahhhhh Monty, there you are, your needed tonight to be in my ABBA band.....your going to be Bjorn, found just the right outfit for you. I just know we will win this task! *panics*

Monty you can't go. If you go I get to keep your Bentley !! Ha HA

I said id show you......lets go inside and make sure you close the curtains, dont want any pilots looking in! CENSORED NOW Night all and thanks, see you all tomorrow when ill be just has bad lol xx