General Chat

Big brother can I have some new bedding please mine has gone a.w.o.l.

BIG BROTHER SUGGESTS THAT YOU TAKE THE BEDDING FROM STRUMPS BED AND LEAVE HER WITH YOURS JACKIE.

Big Bro Jackie cant have my bedding, you see it got covered some how in shoe polish and well, it wasnt my fault...honest! *hopes* Oh and Big Bro.....those photos werent me either!

STRUMP. MAY BIG BROTHER REMIND YOU THAT THE CAMERAS REMAIN ON AT ALL TIMES. BIG BROTHER WILL PROVIDE CLEAN BEDDING FOR JACKIE BUT UNFORTUNATELY STRUMP YOUR'S WILL CONTAIN KIPPERS UNTIL YOU WASH THEM YOURSELF. CAN BIG BROTHER HELP YOU IN ANY OTHER WAY?

Thar's what the smell is Kippers well i knew something fishy was going on lol Lilxx

Big Bro, your so mean! I just know your a woman now, no man would be this cruel! Sniffs, right, im going to wash the bedding *as i have to*, then im having a sleep.....totters off

Hi Big Bro i woud just like to say how much i am enjoying staying in the B Bro House, the other house mates are so funny always havin a laugh and making the most of what we dont have LOL men PMSL, is it poss to have a slap up Sunday lunch today with loads of gravy?? oh im keeping me title LOL Lilxx

HELLO LIL. BIG BROTHER IS PLEASED THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR TIME IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE. UNFORTUNATELY BIG BROTHER IS UNABLE TO PROVIDE A ROAST DINNER AT THIS TIME AND SUGGESTS THAT HOUSEMATES USE THE FOOD PROVIDED IN THE CUPBOARDS.

OMG is there anything left one wonders all the kippers appear to have been thrown away pmsl, well at least we still have the Champ's well I so never drank so much in me life till I came in here LOL, Oks will go look if there’s anything edible to eat , can you open the door Lilxx

HELLO MONTY BIG BROTHER IS UNABLE TO MEET YOUR REQUEST AS IT WAS USED INAPPROPRIATELY AS HAIR GEL. BIG BROTHER SUGGESTS YOU IMPROVISE WITH YOUR HAIR STYLING PRODUCTS IN THE FUTURE.

Big Bruv - can we have some proper food please. I can only find Pot Noodles in the Cupboard and we've ran out of Decaff Coffee.

Thnk you Big Bruv

HELLO TOR. BIG BROTHER WILL BE PROVIDING YOU WITH A SHOPPING LIST SHORTLY

I want some black puddings, starvin'

Hello Big Bro Some kind perosn knew of our lack of food plight and left us a hamper.....please can we have a rummage through it? I mean look at us, we're all wasting away! Oh and by the way all bed linen is clean and beds made *pats self on shoulder*

HELLO STRUMP PLEASE RETURN THE HAMPER TO BIG BROTHER. YOUR SHOPPING LIST IS READY FOR COLLECTION - IT IS ON THE TABLE BESIDE THE BB CHAIR. EACH HOUSEMATE HAS TEN POUNDS EACH TO SPEND ON FOOD FROM THE LIST FOR THE WEEK BB WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH BASIC RATIONS - WOULD YOU PLEASE INFORM ALL HOUSE MATES THAT THEY NEED TO PLAN THEIR MENUS FOR THE WEEK THANK YOU

Ooops. I didn't eat ALL the hobnobs Big Bruv

TOR, stand in front of that camera and pull daft faces please.....i'll look in the hamper, £10 pounds, i ask you!

*Gurns to camera with mouth full of hobnobs*

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh TOR, look at this lot.....fags....booze......(cocktail brollies).....frenchmaids outfit..........buiscits........lamb......packet frozen roast spuds........black pudding........sausages..........bacon..........eggs..........fireman calender...........hair gel.............toothpaste...........candles........right, the rest of it we dont need....quick stuff some up ya top and ill put some under me skirt.....right....scarper NOW!!