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*****creeps in****** and in a low voice ' can anyone join please ' runs away but will come back Jac

nite nite love..xxxxxxxxxx

Im calling it a night Gwen...Im going of to bed.....see you in the morning...xxxxxxx Nite Nite Buggs xxxx Nite nite Steve....mwwaahhhhhhhhh

PMSL..THERE GOOD

Have another but dont know if i should post...pmsl............Is only a short one....oh blow it here it is.. I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early. pmsl

PMSL I Loved that last one.....

A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. His servant goes to the doctor and say 'big chief, no fart' so the doctor gives him a pill The next day the servant goes back to the doctor and says 'big chief, still no fart' so the doctor gives him a big pill the size of his hand On the third day the servant goes back and says 'big cheif still not fart' so the doctor gives a pill the size of a football The next day the servant comes back and says to the doctor 'big fart,no chief!' PMSL.........PMSL I liked this one

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, 'Yes Officer?' 'What are you doing?' the policeman asked. 'What does it look like?' answered the young man. 'I'm reading this magazine.' Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, 'And what is she doing?' The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, 'What does it look like? She's knitting.' 'And how old are you?' the officer then asked the young man. 'I'm nineteen,' he replied. 'And how old is she?' asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, 'Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen.'

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PMT fit....lol.....jan...

havent gone yet caz lol am having a pmt fit on another thread lol

Yes Julies done a brill job........Gwen.....Im going to print mine and frame them,,,wasnt worth it before.... As for salty balls.......no comment .....pmsl...I would get shot...lol

HI CAROL,,YOU OKAY WELL A LITTLE BIT I KNOW WHEN I SAW MY RESTORED PHOTOS.....GOT MY BREATH

Pmsl Carol Salty Balls eh Nope you aint killed it bit as you know peeps are playing on more than one site soooooooooo hence the long pause in replys lol Sxx

Wooopsy daisy...pmsl...looks like ive just killed the thread....lol

Thanx Jan.....xxxx enjoy your film.... Ok heres a joke i found, but think youve probably heard it before.. An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. 'Senor, these are the cojones,' the waiter replied. 'The what, you say?' exclaimed the tourist. 'They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today,' explained the waiter. The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: 'Today's cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday.' 'True, senor,' agreed the waiter. 'You see the bull, he does not always lose.'

Caz we are all here for you hun, well Im just gonna watch a film but you know what I mean - I know you are soooo worried about your dad is only natural we are all rooting for him though hun xx

But i havent got one at mo......Will have to have a mosey to see what i can find..... Ripping of skirts....Bet you enjoyed that....lol

Yep i know Carol but worring wont help you or your dad sweets Come on you used to post loads of jokes on here after the day i have had ripping skirts off i need a giggle so post one lol Sxx