General Chat

Helps myself to a drink............nice strong one..

Think Gwen did........ Steve wouldnt think of decorations....lol

*pours very strong drink for self* Nice decorations who did these?

Gwen I've never managed to grow peppercorns. lol

Wished we had a big garden sometimes...... Supose have a small one has it advantages...lol....not much gardening to do..

TOR YOU BETTER RUN REAL FAST REAL REAL FAST i used to have 350 foot long garden,but it was on a peppercorn rent

RIGHT BOOZE OUT FOOD OUT OPEN THE DOOR

Gwen you're gonna hate me. After extension will have about 50ft by 30ft of back gaarden left. approx 1/3rd Fruit and veg, 1/3 patio overlooking nature reserve and rest lawn. Front garden split between parking (approx 9 car capacity) and lawn surrounded by trees. (soon to be chicken run) T.O.R. x *runs away before Gwen hits her*

Bye Bye Birdie A little boy is walking along on a nude beach. A man reading a newspaper sees him approaching and decides to show some decency towards the child and lays his newspaper across his lap. The boy walks up and asks, “Mister, whatcha got under that newspaper?” The man replies, “Oh, just a little birdie.” So the boy leaves, the man begins reading again and falls asleep there on the beach. All of the sudden, the man wakes up, screaming in pain. An ambulance arrives, loads him up, and they ask, “Sir, what happened?” He tells them that he doesn't know, he was reading his paper and fell asleep. Then they ask if anyone could have seen what happened. He tells them of the little boy he talked to, so they set out to find the little boy. They find the boy and ask him if he had talked to the man with the newspaper. He says, “Yes,” and they ask if he knows what happened to him. “Well, after he fell asleep, I crept back over, and peeked under that newspaper. And that was the ugliest little birdie I ever saw, so I wrung its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!”

GRRRRRRR well aleady got 8ftx10ft kitchen extention and the garage which left 18 ft x15 ft of garden an no one would worry about chickens in the front garden,,cos they'd only get nicked on the first day

Gwen it's alright to be green with envy. Not feeling that unenvious myself especially as I'm going lose 5 metres of back garden to the new extension. Gonna have to move chicken run to front - not sure what neighbours will think. Tx

i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden i am not green with envy over garden well that didnt work

Pm'd you Steve. Forgot to put on it that if you plan on visiting the Armarni Shop I need to accompany you. Tx

T Yes please hun if ya dont mind do i need to give them much notice of a booking ?

Gwen Well the cons is going to be 4.5 x 4.5 meters floor space dunno how big the actual dog garden is to be honest but that fits in the right hand corner so there will still be loads of room for the dogs to play in but the dog garden is the bit i fenced off from the main garden and cons as thats open plan

Flat cap wouldn't go with nose either. lol In answer to question on other thread try Armenian taverna on Princess Street. (next to Albert Square & Town Hall) can pm you phone number if wanted. Tx

now conservortary...Steve you lucky thing.how big is the dogs garden . proberly the dog gardens bigger than my whole garden

T dont let on ok but i dont live in a pit village now pmsl so no slag heaps mind they did look nice coverd in snow in winter *flat cap* it does not go with my ponytail so a no no dont have whippets or a lurcher lol, dont go lamping for rabbits but that dies bring back memorys lol

So will it improve you view of the slag heaps at the end of each street? Suppose dog garden is for the whippets. OMG just had a mental picture of you in a flat cap. pmsl. It is so not your style. Tx

T Babes we have moved on upp north, now we can do posh lol