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yes lisa i saw that too he was very lucky

dolphins are very close to humans...i saw in a programme where a man was attacked by a shark and the dolphins sensed his distress and circled around the man and attacjed the shark...the man luckily came out of it alivexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx((((:

did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,they can train people to on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish

hi everybody what a lovely thread...well done rodxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx((((((:

why is it that bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques

the first snake says 'sydney ,are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves our prey and sqeeze and crush them until they are dead ?or are we the type ambush our prey and poison them with our bite ' the second snake asks why 'because i just bit mt lip'

a guy starts a chicken farm,so he buys 100 chickens to begin with .a month later he buys another 100 from same dealer because the first lot have died .amonth later he is back for another 100be cause the second lot have died ' i think i know where i might be going wrong' he told the trader 'i think i might be planting them too deep'

a chicken and an egg are laying in bed .the chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face ,while the egg is frowing and looking slightly annoyed.the egg mutters .'well i guess that answers that riddle '

hello everyone ....where are you ??

Marion from OZ. Hello to all but where is every one?????

morning room anyone in frosty here today and cold again

night all another day at work tomorrow will look in while i am having breakie must remember to put glass of medicine on window sill for marion and leave it tidy

ok www everything ok now glad to have helped

them pine logs smell good BCC well done

where would we be without mates pmsl

hi folks just been trying to sort slight problem for www nice to see youve made yourselves at home

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

pmsl Buggs.

A pair of chickens walk up to the reception desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the reception desk quite vexed and say,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before. The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, 'Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit...'

Ohhhh not been in here before.......what a lovely thread... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ waves xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx