General Chat

Hi everyone just been in the newby room and thought I'd pop into here now,got my own stool so don't worry about making space for me- I've brought a big bag of peanuts and sausages on sticks a lovely bowl of jelly and some yummy pic n mix! oops-forgot to say get stuck in!!!

Thanks Ann oo-er has this stool got a wobbly leg or is it me-and I haven't even started on the tinnies yet (tries to look innocent-not working though)

Rubs eyes...... ooh yes please Joy I'll have the chicken paste and a lager please

Fills fridge with yummy cream cakes chocolate bars wine and spirits

hi peeps,thanks for me poem mr jeffy.hi jeanxx tuts how longs ann been sleepin. right i been shoppin,i got us some crisps thats made of vegetables there really full of taste, some finger rolls,some plastic bowls and 2 jars of meat paste..............[ham and chicken] i got rasberry cream soda, and beer thats by the crate, so open up those tinnys, and grab ya,self a plate. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Snuggles up on cushion for 5 min nap

For Joyous, I really am a naughty boy For I have fallen for our Joy, She always brightens up the place Because she's got a smiling face, But each time I post on the boards She nicks mi poems, she's got hordes. Jeff xx lol

Hello peeps, it's half time in the match so I thought I'd pop back for a mo. Ann you're right about engines, I'm not much good. Got a car outside, the pump won't pump, the brakes won't brake and the pistons won't er perform either. Jeff PMSL

And here’s one just for you Jeff I met a chap called Mr Jeffy Upon these ere boards he wernt much cop wi engines but berra with his odes Ann x

sobs........aw fanks........thats me very own poem.........all for me.skips of thread.........a very happy bunny.xx

Joy just for you until Mr Jeffy gets back A lady with a great big heart That’s what our Joy is She makes us laugh when we are down and always ready to play a part She’s many peoples friend on here I’m sure you will agree So please come and join me In giving her a cheer Ann x

er mr jeffy.............wheres minexx

Now Rach my darling, it was only a joke.Anyway here is a little love poem just for you. I want to stroke your silky hair With my smooth fingertips, I want to gaze into your eyes And kiss your lovely lips, I want to tell you softly That I love you so much But alas I cannot meet you love Cos somebd'ys nicked mi crutch. Jeff xx PMSL To my friends. I'll have to leave you all my friends Just for a little while, I hope that I have brought you fun And that I've made you smile, So now I'll leave you in the hands Of my friends Sweep and Sooty, For it's time for me to b*gger off And go and watch the footie. Mr Jeffy (The Merry Minstrel) love you all xxxxx

only because i dont want um to know,then i get to keep ya all for meself..........stomps off board coz they,ll know now.

To the lovely Rachel, I dated a girl one evening, Her name was Rachel X, But alas she didn't like sloppy snogs She only liked short pecks. Jeff PMSL

Joyous, You have broken my heart, and you my lovely friend. You only told them about the trophy and never mentioned how handsome I am. Not bad for 26 am I. Jeff xxx PMSL

oh sorry mr jeffy.[tsk tsk]yes hes holding a huge trophy cup.lovely pic i must say.xxxxxxxxxx

OMG I must be psychic Ann lol. Joy Will you please explain to the lovely peeps on here that the huge trophy I am holding is a cup. We don't want them to get the wrong idea, do we? Jeff PMSL

Come on Rach, tells us what you want. Jeff xx

Jeff, you won't believe this but hubby been having trouble with clutch on his van PMSL