General Chat

Glad you are OK Allan. I am sure there is a lot to do when you move to a new for you house. provoking the 'I am never moving again' scenario. I tend to stay on this board. :-)

Thank you, AnninGlos. I'm fine; mostly been on the games board and also busy in the new (for us) house. I will be back on the General Chat Board soon .I'm not sure whether that's a threat or a promise :-D

I love being able to read my iPad in bed before I finally have a shower and get dressed, then have a leisurely breakfast. It has been really annoying for the last few weeks when we have had so many workmen in the house and I have had to get up and forego my lie in

I think most of it is because we can Maggie.

Good to see you Allan. Are you OK? I don't think I have seen you on here for a while.

Yes, i can relate to it, too.

Nothing better than a 2 hour breakfast - that's a cup of tea, followed by
poached egg on toast, with another cup of tea, finished off with a mid-morning cup of coffee :-

...and I never used to have breakfast!

Oh - and the occasional one hour 'snooze' after lunch, for no particular reason - just bceause I can.

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I can relate to all of the above :-D :-D :-D

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WHY Do I Like Retirement ???
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: Nuts !!!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
And, favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.