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******Robot for sale*****

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 7 Jun 2023 13:16

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says,
"I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, Okay, Okay. I was at a friend's house watching
movies.
Dad asks, What movie did you watch
Son says, Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, Okay, Okay, we were watching porn
Dad says, What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, Well, he certainly is your son. The robot
slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Florence61

Florence61 Report 7 Jun 2023 13:21

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
house/hampshire prophet/cheshire skinner/kent

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 7 Jun 2023 13:23

Ha ha, I like that a lot.

Researching:
Frame mainly from. Reading Berkshire. Vos from Netherlands. Nelson and Sowerby from Newcastle. Pickles from Saddleworth and Australia. Bainbridge from Durham. Willmot, Wilmot. Wilmott from Berkshire.

Island

Island Report 7 Jun 2023 13:34

oops! LOL :-D :-D

Researching:
I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Fly

Fly Report 7 Jun 2023 19:14

:-D :-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 7 Jun 2023 19:22

Nice one, Mr M :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 8 Jun 2023 11:26

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842