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Fly

Fly Report 3 Mar 2023 18:54

:-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 3 Mar 2023 18:05

:-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 3 Mar 2023 12:37

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 3 Mar 2023 12:29

Very good, Mr M :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Mar 2023 11:16

Yesterday I had a flat tyre on the motorway. So, I eased my car over to the hard shoulder of the road carefully, got out of the car and opened the boot. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the back of my car facing the oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
As I expected, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men; course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is beeping their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a traffic cop pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?" He said.
"My car has a flat tyre," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So I told him.........
"Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

:-D :-D :-D :-D