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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Sep 2021 01:25

Quite so mien Herr

Allan

Allan Report 13 Sep 2021 21:37

No, Bob, those are jokes about sausages

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 13 Sep 2021 14:25

If it was German it MIGHT have been Wurst!

Dermot

Dermot Report 13 Sep 2021 07:39

The best that can be said is that this thread could have been worse.

Island

Island Report 12 Sep 2021 13:32

:-D :-D :-D

I used to have a racing snail.
I removed it's shell to see it it would go faster.
It just made it sluggish.

coat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 12 Sep 2021 13:24

:-D :-D :-D :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 12 Sep 2021 13:05

Allan you are a NUTTER! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Sep 2021 12:35

Actually the little blue pills I was referring to are male contraceptives, you put them in your shoes and they make you limp

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 12 Sep 2021 12:23

Island that would have the opposite effect to the blue pills and would make him rather sluggish ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 12 Sep 2021 11:39

Don't mix them up with the slug pellets Allan :-0 :-D :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 12 Sep 2021 11:30

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Sep 2021 10:55

I'll try, Island; the little blue pills help

Island

Island Report 12 Sep 2021 10:45

:-D :-D :-D

Nice to see humour here - keep it up :-D

KathleenBell

KathleenBell Report 12 Sep 2021 10:26

:-D :-D :-D

Kath. x

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 12 Sep 2021 09:43

Groan ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 12 Sep 2021 08:57

Allan! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Sep 2021 07:46

Keep trying.

Allan

Allan Report 12 Sep 2021 00:04

I try to entertain :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 11 Sep 2021 23:41

:-D :-D :-D :-D that is brilliant

Allan

Allan Report 11 Sep 2021 23:29

Saddest day of my friend's life today.:-(

He was due to get married next Saturday. His beautiful Dutch girlfriend, a fashion designer with very unusual style, was going to wear inflatable shoes.

They'd been engaged for 3 years and now they've had to cancel the wedding.

Yesterday she popped her clogs