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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Peter Piper seems to have several versions. Peter Piper is the only one I could ever get my tongue around.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
Where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter piper picked.

I have a slightly different version of Peter Piper.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
Where the peck of pickled pepper Peter piper picked.

Also.

Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran..

Peter Piper pickled a peck of pickled pepper corn
where is the peck of pickled pepper corn that Peter Piper picked

- all in one go no pauses

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
So he wasn't fuzzy was he?

Love these some of them I have heard of but others are new to me I think Casper and myself will have a great laugh saying some of them great fun with him on facetime till they all come down to see me

A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor:
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?


....and in French, that is:

Si un chien mâche des chaussures, quelles chaussures choisit-il?

It loses something in Latin! :-D :-D :-D

Si autem ruminat calceamenta canis, qui facit eligere calceamenta?

Les chaussettes de l’archiduchesse sont-elles sèches? Archi-sèches ?

I rattle my bottles in Rollockses yard.

I scream, you scream, we'll all scream for icecream

Red lorry, yellow lorry

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

Rollo, the version I learnt was "The Leith Police dismisseth us" but both are equally difficult to say, even without any alcohol!

Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

After a few pints

The Leith police pleaseth us.

Much used by the Met. pre-breathalyser.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasants plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucking's done

Hundreds! :-)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper

Mixed Biscuits

Red Leather, Yellow Leather

That's just for starters. :-) :-)

How many tongue twisters are there my 7 year old grandson is trying to say them and very funny he is

She sells seashells by the the seashore
the shells she sells, are
Seashells, I'm sure.
So if she she sells seashells
On the seashore,
Then I'm sure she sells
Seashore shells