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AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 23 Mar 2020 11:19

I think most of them have read it here Gill but that is fine. :-)

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

Gillx

Gillx Report 23 Mar 2020 10:18

Brilliant Ann, love it, I really needed a laugh right now.

I've put it on Mel's thread, I hope you don't mind? I thought the other's could do with a laugh to.

I've got the tune stuck in my head now. :-D :-D :-D

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 23 Mar 2020 00:49


That's good, very apt!


Lizx

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 22 Mar 2020 20:16

:-) :-) :-)

Researching:
The birth of Middlesbrough

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 22 Mar 2020 19:05

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

Fly

Fly Report 22 Mar 2020 18:50

:-D :-D :-D

Annx

Annx Report 22 Mar 2020 18:48

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Staffordshire, Warwickshire

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 22 Mar 2020 16:28

Caroline no problem. Vera, yes do. Trouble is the tune is stuck now.

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

SuffolkVera

SuffolkVera Report 22 Mar 2020 16:14

Love it . :-D :-D :-D Will send it on to my daughter who needs a laugh right now

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Mar 2020 16:13

:-D :-D :-D

Someone shared a picture of the beer aisle in a local Supermarket.....all that was left was Corona Beer :-D :-D

Researching:
Give a dog a bone!

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 22 Mar 2020 15:58

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Caroline

Caroline Report 22 Mar 2020 15:48

Love it :-D

Put it on my FB hope you don't mind :-D

Island

Island Report 22 Mar 2020 15:24

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Maddie

Maddie Report 22 Mar 2020 15:20

BRILLIANT can someone record it, make a mint

Barbra

Barbra Report 22 Mar 2020 15:04

:-D :-D :-D not bad x

Researching:
Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /

SheilaSomerset

SheilaSomerset Report 22 Mar 2020 14:47

Love it :-D

Researching:
Gloucestershire, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, London, Lithuania, Russia

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 22 Mar 2020 14:02

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
The Man In the High Castle

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 22 Mar 2020 13:30

I have no idea who wrote it I got it from my sister on FB but it is so clever.

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 22 Mar 2020 13:26

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 22 Mar 2020 13:24

To the tune of I will survive!
All together now ??????

At 1st I was afraid, I was petrified,
There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried.
Oh I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,
I used to wipe,
And now I’m forced to just drip dry !

No anti-bac !
No bloody soap,
and if you think you’re buying pasta well you’ve got no bloody hope !
I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread,
If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head !

Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more !
Weren’t you the ones who just bought all the sodding beans ?
You selfish gits !
I hope you spill them down your jeans !

Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese,
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey !

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
There was just apples and 1 carrot in my shopping cart,
And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself,
The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor

And you’ll see me, somebody who,
Cannot buy anything she came for, and it’s all down to fecking you
And frickin Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin git
Because he stockpiled all the loo roll so nobody else can have a s@*t !

(x2)
Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more!
Weren’t you ones who just bought all the sodding cakes
Can’t you make a crumble,
Do you people not know how to bake ?

Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy !
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive !

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin