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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,613 Send Message	Allan	Report	26 Dec 2019 20:50
	To all the people who received a book from me at Christmas, just a reminder that they are due back at the library next Monday
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	24 Dec 2019 11:35
	Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,613 Send Message	Allan	Report	23 Dec 2019 22:41
	I took the dog to the vets after it ate the Christmas tree lights. The vet stroked the dogs head and reassured him that everything would be fine. You should have seen how the dog's eyes lit up.
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	22 Dec 2019 18:16
	The cat ate the tinsel from the Christmas tree....the vet said she was suffering from Tinsolitus.
Member Since: November 2003 Posts: 28,261 Send Message	KathleenBell	Report	22 Dec 2019 16:57
	Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered! Kath. x
Member Since: March 2011 Posts: 17,432 Send Message	JoyLouise	Report	22 Dec 2019 16:43
	What did Bing Crosby buy David Bowie for Christmas the year they had their hit? A proper pom-pom. :-D