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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Profile	Posted by	Options	Post Date
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	1 Oct 2019 07:16
	Man to barman - "Do you serve women in this place?" Barman - "No. You have to bring your own!.
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	30 Sep 2019 20:05
	Girl reading aloud a medical report to her boyfriend, Oh no! this says I have Dyslexia, and tiny tits...... no, not quite,says her boyfriend......it is tinnitus
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	29 Sep 2019 08:33
	Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	28 Sep 2019 22:27
	I’ve got rid of my Dusty Springfield record collection and now I just don’t know what to do with my shelf.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	28 Sep 2019 19:20
	What kind of key doesn’t fit any lock? A Monkey
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	12 Sep 2019 07:21
	I made so much money betting on Boris winning the PM vacancy that I can now afford to become a Conservative.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	11 Sep 2019 22:06
	Somebody close to me died the other day. Luckily the bus was empty so I just moved to another seat.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	11 Sep 2019 13:17
	Two sheep are talking in the field. "Baaaaaa", said the first one. "Damn" said the second. "I was going to say that"!
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 3,700 Send Message	Tabitha	Report	11 Sep 2019 13:03
	Mummy mummy what's a Vampire Shut up and eat your soup before it congeals
	Researching: Kent - Sussex - Hampshire - Norfolk - Surrey - London - Yorkshire - Cornwall -Northumberland - Wales - Scotland
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	8 Sep 2019 21:33
	I paid a carpenter upfront to make me a double bed and the so and so has gone and done a bunk !!!
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	8 Sep 2019 17:54
	The service is so bad at our local shops that many start early to queue for Christmas cards & end up buying Easter eggs.
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	8 Sep 2019 13:58
	I'm buying a hat with appreciated written on it...just in case anyone didn't know I was under-appreciated.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	8 Sep 2019 13:43
	Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	8 Sep 2019 11:19
	was eating my breakfast this morning and it crossed my mind, what with low sugar low salt my shredded wheat still tasted like dried grass....
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	8 Sep 2019 06:10
	Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle? It couldn't reach any higher.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	7 Sep 2019 21:46
	My nickname at school was Scarface. I was very good at knitting.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	3 Sep 2019 12:17
	A vest is something a young boy wears when his mother feels cold.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	3 Sep 2019 12:08
	I was asked what I knew about Galileo. I said he was just a poor boy from a poor family .
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	3 Sep 2019 07:34
	When dog food is advertised as new & it tastes better, who tested it?
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	3 Sep 2019 06:12
	Minnie Mouse goes into a musical instrument shop and asks for a Mouse organ. I've just sold the last one to another the purveyor replies. That would have been Ar Monica says Minnie.
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