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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
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The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	17 Mar 2021 21:46
	My wife laughed when I told her that I was going to build a car from spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	17 Mar 2021 11:07
	I ordered my new course “How to deal with disappointment”. It’s been two weeks and nothing has arrived yet.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	17 Mar 2021 11:04
	jon357: HEEY HOW ARE YOU? I’M NEW HERE! jk10: Try pressing caps lock jon357: EXCELLENT NOW I DON’T HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING SHIFT
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	17 Mar 2021 10:57
	My wife bet me I wouldn’t dare give our daughter a silly name so I called her Bluff
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	18 Apr 2020 21:12
	I was arrested for having an obsession with Englebert Humperdink songs and singing them loudly all night. Eventually, the police released me and let me go.
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	18 Apr 2020 14:33
	When is a banana not a Banana? when its a Split!
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	18 Apr 2020 13:59
	:-D
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	18 Apr 2020 13:44
	What flies and wobbles? A jellycopter.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	18 Apr 2020 13:42
	Which side of an apple is the left side? The side that hasn’t been eaten.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	18 Apr 2020 13:40
	What do you call artificial spaghetti? Mockaroni
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	12 Jan 2020 13:55
	"Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed"? "Because he has low elf-esteem"..
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	11 Jan 2020 20:45
	The man recently mauled by a bear is expected to recover, but doctors say that he is not out of the woods yet.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	10 Jan 2020 20:55
	What's an Ig? An eskimo's house without a Loo
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	25 Dec 2019 11:14
	Why do you never see Father Christmas in Hospital because he has National Elf service :-D
	Researching: Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	25 Dec 2019 09:09
	Men often name their children after themselves; women don't. Have you ever met a Sally Junior?
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	25 Dec 2019 08:00
	What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive? A Holly Davidson
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	24 Dec 2019 23:32
	A man went to the doctors he said he had a mince pie up his bum .really said the Doc your right. Man says can you help me Don't worry says the Doc I have got some cream for that . :-D :-D
	Researching: Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	20 Dec 2019 02:27
	:-D :-D :-D
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	19 Dec 2019 20:24
	Just got home and found the door and windows open and everything gone. How low can you get at this time of the year? I hate people opening my Advent Calendar.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	16 Dec 2019 19:14
	"Mummy - why are you pushing our car off the cliff?" "Shut up or you'll wake your dad!"

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