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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	24 Feb 2019 08:42
	A man walks into a bar & went "Aaaagh"! It was an iron bar. An Essex girl is involved in a bad traffic accident. A paramedic rushes to her aid. "Whereabouts are you bleeding from?" he enquires. "Well" says the girl, "since you asked, bleeding Romford".
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,659 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	23 Feb 2019 22:36
	:-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	23 Feb 2019 20:55
	A group of people were visiting a leading toothpaste manufacturer. They were accidentally locked in the company’s deep freeze. The newspaper headlines the following day were . “Tooth company freeze a crowd”.
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	22 Feb 2019 21:51
	:-D :-D....all acceptably childish keep them coming
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Feb 2019 21:18
	An Englishman,Scotsman, Irishman, Welshman, Frenchman, Canadian, American man, a Polish man, an African man, a Hungarian, a Czech, a Russian and a Chinese man went to a nightclub. 'Sorry,' said the doorman, 'You can't come in without a Thai'
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	22 Feb 2019 21:00
	There was an English man and a Scots man. The English man could wear whatever colour he wanted however the Scots man could only be red. Why? The Scotsman is a newspaper.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Feb 2019 20:45
	What's an 'Ig'? An Eskimo's house without a loo
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Feb 2019 20:32
	Why is the ocean salty? Because the sea weed
Member Since: June 2009 Posts: 15,116 Send Message	MotownGal	Report	22 Feb 2019 12:35
	Why have elephants got big ears? To get Noddy to pay the ransom.
	Researching:
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	21 Feb 2019 20:30
	Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? Pretty good disguise, then, painting their toenails red
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 3,700 Send Message	Tabitha	Report	21 Feb 2019 12:31
	What did the mayonnaise say when the fridge door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
	Researching: Kent - Sussex - Hampshire - Norfolk - Surrey - London - Yorkshire - Cornwall -Northumberland - Wales - Scotland
Member Since: June 2009 Posts: 15,116 Send Message	MotownGal	Report	21 Feb 2019 08:43
	Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
	Researching:
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	20 Feb 2019 23:43
	How do you start a milk pudding Race? Say Go
Member Since: June 2009 Posts: 15,116 Send Message	MotownGal	Report	19 Feb 2019 13:10
	What gets wetter the longer it dries? A towel.
	Researching:
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	18 Feb 2019 21:13
	When the young lady found that she wasn't the only pebble on the beach, she became a little bolder
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	18 Feb 2019 16:56
	What is the difference between a lady getting out of the bath and a lady leaving church? Well, one of them has soul full of hope!
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	18 Feb 2019 16:35
	How do you keep an idiot in suspense?........
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,303 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	18 Feb 2019 13:34
	What do you get if you cross a Dinosaur with a pig Jurassic Pork
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	17 Feb 2019 21:27
	I used to work in a calendar printing factory but got fired for taking days off
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	17 Feb 2019 15:25
	What do you call a deaf dog? Anything you want he can't hear you...

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