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PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 12 Jun 2022 20:06

How do you know if there's elephants in your fridge. Look for footprints in the butter :-S

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 12 Jun 2022 17:37

Litter Louts! :-D

Tawny

Tawny Report 12 Jun 2022 17:01

My parents once owned a paper shop


Sadly it blew away.

Caroline

Caroline Report 15 Dec 2021 00:27

Groan....... :-D

Allan

Allan Report 14 Dec 2021 21:10

Bruce Lee was fast, but his brother Sudden Lee was faster

Caroline

Caroline Report 29 Nov 2021 23:57

:-D :-D

BrianW

BrianW Report 28 Nov 2021 12:28

What sort of poetry is written by a Welshman poet?


It's Dai Verse.

Allan

Allan Report 30 Jul 2021 22:59

I once asked my father if we were descended from a line of Pyromaniacs

He said, 'Yes we arson'

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 May 2021 11:24

Like the guy that thought he'd found some cocaine



turned out it was baking powder.....


now he has risen to a new high.......

Allan

Allan Report 11 May 2021 20:56

Two men in Manchester mistakenly snorted curry powder thinking that it was cocaine.

One's in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka

BrianW

BrianW Report 11 May 2021 20:41

My friend caught coronavirus from someone on Euston station.
It was a terminal illness.

His mate caught it in Brighton.
It was the end of the line for him, too.

Allan

Allan Report 10 May 2021 22:38

How do you start a milk pudding race?

Say Go

Allan

Allan Report 20 Apr 2021 21:54

What word starts with E and ends with E and only contains one letter?





































Envelope

Tawny

Tawny Report 20 Apr 2021 18:28

I like cooking my family and my pets. Use commas, They save lives

Tawny

Tawny Report 20 Apr 2021 18:24

The mountains here aren’t just funny

They’re hill areas

Tawny

Tawny Report 20 Apr 2021 18:21

Ban pre-shredded cheese




Make Britain grate again

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 18 Mar 2021 22:47

If only I could have my time over again.....just like de ja vu!

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 18 Mar 2021 22:25

Why dont worms have balls


Because they cant dance :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 18 Mar 2021 21:12

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?


It’s pointless

Caroline

Caroline Report 18 Mar 2021 15:31

:-D :-D