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Bad childhood jokes
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Dermot | Report | 1 Mar 2019 11:44 |
A young girl is pounding away on her father's Word Processor. She tells him she is writing a story. |
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Allan | Report | 1 Mar 2019 20:36 |
I asked my elderly neighbour how she liked her new stairlift, she said it’s driving her up the wall |
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Bobtanian | Report | 2 Mar 2019 00:33 |
"whats the difference, between Ignorance, and Apathy???" |
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Barbra | Report | 2 Mar 2019 15:57 |
Didn't believe the police said my Father was a thief but when I got home all the.signs were there :-) |
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Caroline | Report | 2 Mar 2019 18:29 |
:-D :-D |
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Dermot | Report | 2 Mar 2019 19:02 |
A small boy asks his granddad: "Why does it rain?" |
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Barbra | Report | 2 Mar 2019 20:59 |
The Doctor told me two years ago I was going deaf haven't heard from him since :-) |
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Allan | Report | 2 Mar 2019 21:02 |
Many years ago my grandad was old enough to see the Titanic. |
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Barbra | Report | 2 Mar 2019 21:45 |
What did the Buffalow say as he.dropped.his son.of at School* Bison * |
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Allan | Report | 2 Mar 2019 22:37 |
What did the little Italian boy shout when he got home from school? |
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Barbra | Report | 2 Mar 2019 23:11 |
Alan Caroline .Good to have a little titter :-D :-D |
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Allan | Report | 3 Mar 2019 09:00 |
A very jaundiced man went to the doctor and asked 'Doctor, can you give me something for my liver?' |
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Dermot | Report | 3 Mar 2019 09:54 |
Children brighten the home. They never turn off the lights. |
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Allan | Report | 3 Mar 2019 21:24 |
I've had bad luck with both my wives. |
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Caroline | Report | 3 Mar 2019 21:46 |
Barbra...isn't it.....not trying to be clever hence the childhood ref....all jokes welcome :-D..... |
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Barbra | Report | 3 Mar 2019 22:21 |
Understand keep em clean :-D Knock knock ,whose there King Tut .King Tut Who King Tut_Key Fried Chicken |
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eRRolSheep | Report | 3 Mar 2019 22:24 |
Penguins are so unpalatable |
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Allan | Report | 4 Mar 2019 00:27 |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me. |
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Caroline | Report | 4 Mar 2019 00:29 |
Barbra.....didn't say that, most kids are worse than adults :-) |
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Allan | Report | 4 Mar 2019 00:44 |
I reckon the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades |