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Bad childhood jokes
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Allan | Report | 23 Feb 2019 20:55 |
A group of people were visiting a leading toothpaste manufacturer. |
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maggiewinchester | Report | 23 Feb 2019 22:36 |
:-D :-D :-D |
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Dermot | Report | 24 Feb 2019 08:42 |
A man walks into a bar & went "Aaaagh"! It was an iron bar. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 24 Feb 2019 12:10 |
that response was the paramedics fault he SHOULD have asked"from where, are you bleeding?" |
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Caroline | Report | 24 Feb 2019 12:30 |
Not as funny though huh?? :-D |
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Bobtanian | Report | 24 Feb 2019 12:35 |
maybe not! LOL |
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Dermot | Report | 24 Feb 2019 12:50 |
Man to Dentist: "Can you recommend anything for yellow teeth?" |
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Allan | Report | 24 Feb 2019 21:08 |
I got mugged by six dwarfs last night . Not happy. ,!!! |
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Dermot | Report | 25 Feb 2019 13:45 |
"How dare you break wind before my wife" says the agitated host to his dinner guest. "I'm sorry" replies the red-faced guest. "I didn't realise it was her turn". |
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Allan | Report | 26 Feb 2019 20:57 |
I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 26 Feb 2019 22:31 |
" I wandered, lonely as a cloud, amongs't a sea of Daffodils" |
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Caroline | Report | 27 Feb 2019 00:56 |
:-D :-D |
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Dermot | Report | 27 Feb 2019 06:50 |
A fire engine speeds down the road with bells ringing. Behind it a drunk tries to chase it on foot. |
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Allan | Report | 1 Mar 2019 00:47 |
Don't let anyone call you average; that's just mean |
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Allan | Report | 1 Mar 2019 00:52 |
If you're attacked by clowns, go for the juggler |
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Caroline | Report | 1 Mar 2019 01:13 |
:-D :-D |
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Allan | Report | 1 Mar 2019 06:48 |
What do you call a dinosaur from Haworth in Yorkshire? |
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Barbra | Report | 1 Mar 2019 10:53 |
An ice cream man is found on the floor of his van covered in one hundred & thousands police said he topped himself ;-) |
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Barbra | Report | 1 Mar 2019 10:56 |
What Do You call a leprechaun with two condoms.( To be sure to be sure ) ;-) :-D |
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Caroline | Report | 1 Mar 2019 11:08 |
Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains... |