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David

David Report 24 Dec 2018 08:52



Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.

He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.”


The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." And ‘poof’ she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and ‘poof’ she's gone.


The third says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed "Who ?", he asks

"Alberta Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says,


"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Alberta Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months"

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:45

Night Belle <3 <3 D <3 Ralph :-D <3

Night Everyone <3 <3

Thank You Munchkin <3 <3

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:44

So do mine, Fly... they'll read for England ;-) :-D


~~~~~~~ <3 <3

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:43

I need to go and serve up now :-(

Nitey Nite <3 <3

Ralphie~~~ <3 <3

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:43

Suppose it is a good thing :-) he likes any kind of books :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:42

Yes, my three are exactly the same :-0

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:40

They grow up too quick :-0 I have bought L a few learning books :-D he is like a sponge :-0 :-0

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:37

My gt niece will be 12 on the 30th :-) <3

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:37

:-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:35

Close ;-)

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:34

Like Sterling Moss eh ;-) :-D

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:32

Only about 20 minutes way K drives :-0 ;-) ;-)

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:31

That'll be nice...is her Mum local :-)

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:27

He will be 6 on the 29th <3


K will call in on her way to pick her Mum up :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:24

That will be nice, Fly <3

I expect L is getting excited...how old is he <3

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:22

Christmas day I think <3 although not heard anything for a couple of days :-|

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:21

Thank you, Fly...he might now ;-) :-D <3

Fly

Fly Report 22 Dec 2018 19:20

They never listen :-0 DDDDDDD behave :-0 <3

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:20

Are you seeing Niecey before Christmas :-)

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 22 Dec 2018 19:19

No think you're right :-( <3