General Chat

upstairs toilet in the basement.. Where else would Allan listen to Neil MacGregor examining the roles & expressions of shared religious beliefs!

and the boa it just goes so well with all the other things.
Now finally where are the tickets.....I remember I hid them somewhere safe now where was it....oh I don't know why my nickname is Squirrels......ah there they are in my.....

pair of Speedos.
Must have those, in case there's a Karaoke machine - oh, and I must take that hat..

:-D

"Right" said Allan "have I got all the essentials....socks....dressing gown....granny pants..how did they get there....sea sickness pills...won't need them,,,,stomach upset medicine nope won't need that....ah there it is...my little black......."

Allan returned the Book back to the Kells as he had no wish to upset his neighbours who had lent him many books over the years.

This trip was going to involve stomach churning excitement, not a holiday of relaxation.

Little did I know when we embarked on this mammoth undertaking just how stomach churning it would be.

Neither did my wife!

The Book of Kells? This formed the basis for the Dallas series with JR known then as Bertie Ahern.

Walking boots?? She gets stranger every day...since when do I have walking boots? They won't go with my rolled up trousers silly woman.
Allan checked his bags one last time, hang on what's this hidden in the bottom of this one.....

Off to the Brecon Beacons - don't forget to pack your walking boots.

"That's what you think" said Theresa May....weird thought Allan, why's she in my kitchen...oh hang on her picture was on the front page. Theresa May kicked the cat as she yelled "Get that silly dressing gown off and pack your bags we're off soon.

Their holiday had got off to its usual start, and as the cat licked the cream from his wife's face, Allan remarked that he was still not happy to be going away and that he might go back to bed

The force of the newspaper was such, that his wife turned into the effigy of the person on the front page...

..unfortunately, this only occurred to Allan 5 seconds AFTER he smacked the rolled up newspaper on her head......

he was aware of an eerie apparition. Fortunately, it was only his wife who had applied a bit too much face cream.

Let's see if we can retell the story and then some without his poor OH ending up in the bathroom all the time.......sorry in advance Allan :-D :-D


Allan awake on the day of the cruise in plenty of time. He put on his red dressing gown and white wig and proceed to read the morning newspaper tut-tutting as he read.
Suddenly..........