General Chat

Australian cruises though are so last month though thought Allan......Mars is not good as being colour blind how would I really know if it was really a red planet??...the Sahara trip was surprising that he could only get 20 camels for his OH and what could he do with them anyway....
Hey how about a cruise up the Norweigan fjords maybe I could get one of those blue parrots I used to always hear about......

Allan was over the moon about a trip to Mars and immediately sent OH's name to NASA so that she could be on the first manned, sorry, personned, mission to that far distant planet.

However, for the moment he had to concentrate on the immediacy of the forthcoming trip.

His view of a trip to the South Pole and his OH's thoughts of a trip to the North Pole were poles apart so they decided that it would be the Australian cruise.

A trip to Mars by Ryanair is an alternative idea.

An unworn Mankini.Straw Hat .a pair of flip flops hardly worn ;-) :-D

Hmm. Thought Alan. I wonder how many camels I could get for.....

Trying but not succeeding I think Pina Coladas and Mankinis were in his mind again....

OH having been married for a few years knew when he was up to no good......pretty much any time he was awake to be honest....

"Okay sweetie" she declared "How about we go somewhere hotter than the South Pole......how about trekking across the Sahara desert?"

I tried really hard,I really did but those long johns won't fit anymore,so maybe we'll have to go the Bahamas where it's a little warmer said Allan trying to look a bit glum and dejected....

Of course he could.....all he needed was some fresh green thing or a twig; as my husband calls all herbs etc; now what to use...dandelions.....don't the Italians use them in salads.....that'll do......unfortunately Allan used the whole plant not just the leaves....and the freezer burn on the meals was a give away....that and the fact he left them in the tray.......

"what are you up to Allan?" OH demanded

"Well precious..........

On how to dupe the Mrs , which he'd found in a recycling bin.
Now dinner, looking in the freezer he found two TV dinners and wondered if he could pass them on as home cooking?

Allan continues to read 'Compact', the magazine rewriting German history.

Cooking a meal for OH would delay the start of the proposed trip, but might mean expectations for continued repeat performances on their return, so what to do?

Allan decided to move the passports to inside the large suitcase, because of course even OH would not think of taking that in a kayak would she?

At an opportune moment he decided to "Empty the biscuit crumbs outside for the birds" thereby giving him an excuse to gain access to the documents.

Once outside..............

:-D might be wise not to google it just before bed you'll be dreaming about Allan all night :-D :-D

Night xx :-D :-D

Oh Barbra....Google it :-D :-D

The Mind boggles what.s a Mankini .hope he gets better soon :-D :-D ;-)

Ah but the point dear Barbra is he didn't yet go on the trip on this thread....well he did...but he didn't....cos he knocked his head...or wore a mankini....sorry you need to read it all LOL.....

But yes he is a Millionaire.....so a tad too far and OH.......

Are you a Millenaire Allan this trip has gone on at least a Month Now ;-) :-D :-D

"It's a fair cop beloved; does anyone really talk like this; I found a gift card the other day and I was going to keep it for your Christmas present but what the heck you only live once.......here you go take someone from the Mothers Union or even the vicar...go enjoy and I'll cook dinner while you're gone".....at this point even Allan knew he'd gone just a tad too far........

On me ,take a friend if you like.
OH frowned what are you up ? It's not like you to dip in your pocket for no reason !
Come on out with it ! .....

"Though quite why that historical event would stop me going to the local Spar store is even beyond me my beloved".....how about a nice Starbucks?