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The lovely lady's coconuts ,Allan offered to remove it but

a Desert Island to play some dower LP's of yore & bore us all with tales of Allan's do or die.

Quite why he'd yelled that is known only to Allan it seems, you'd think he make some comment about feeling crabby or being shell shocked.....

so on that note Allan unlatched the crab throwing it away.....unfortunately it landed on....

"Don't forget to order the turkey by 14th December for free delivery by Christmas by which time I will be half-starved to death".

Nemo!.....then he stood on a great big crab which latched itself onto his big toe......Allan yelled......

Now that Allan's feeling antsy, he went for a dip in the sea to get rid of the little blighters,after wading in a few metres he came face to face with

Hmm thought Allan I'm sure it'll be fine I'm only going to be a minute.......well as all good travelers know there's nothing worse than ants in your pants.....or is there.....

...huge termite hill.....

"Boy" thought Allan "really must watch what I eat before bed crazy dreams".

The local Llama farmers looked at him in disdain as he was disturbing their football highlights. Allan decided it might be wise to ask for help elsewhere, never being particularly fond of Llama anyway. After a few minutes Allan thought it would have been wise to have taken his socks off before walking through all this sand. Sitting down he discovered it wasn't a rock he had sat on but a.......

the true spirit of Christmas giving to make him feel better when a cackle of chirpy chickens meandered along with their chocolate eggs, a true stocking filler especially made for the local llama farmers who were excitedly watching 'Football Focus' on TV.

Wow thought Allan I've only been on the island for 5 mins and I'm seeing double.....wondering why Lord Longford and not Lord Lucan would be hiding here he decided to ask the nice young lady about her bunch of coconuts.....unfortunately before he could ask her if she'd like to share she morphed into........

He spied a young woman with a lovely bunch of coconuts walking in his direction .
Allan wondered if she might be friendly enough to share her coconuts.

he noticed Lord Longford vigorously waving the Union Flag with delight at being found at last.

Allan had an idea to collect the ransom & glory for finding this notorious bedraggled fellow.

First of all he took out his best hankie and knotted it and put it on his head...then rolled up his trousers..got to look the part....then he found a football and had an urge to draw a face on it...then in the distant forest......

He smacked straight into the middle of a desert island, Allan didn't know if he was pleased or not.
Better do some investigating , see if there's anyone else here.

:-D :-D

none other than OH arms outstretched...to catch him...no...hang on...she was stretching...that's a cricket bat....she swings......and it's a six.....

Allan again flew through the air......until......

Allan clutched the globe and held on for dear life.

He shot skywards and was soon rocketing high into the air, colourful coat trailing behind him, looking like an out of control hot-air balloon.
The air in the globe had all escaped and Allan started to descend,

.. but what was that he could see on the ground below?

Neither , cos when he stuck the pin in it went off like a rocket......

.. but he had forgotten the world was round.

So, does he go where the pin went in or where the pin jutted out on the other side of the globe...