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The thing about Llamas is they can be very temperamental beasts, and if they don't like you......you know it! Allan it seems was deemed a lower ranking and before you could shake a hanky in their direction he was covered in spit....but fear not as in OH copious bag was none other than a full souwester for him......Allan does look good head to toe in yellow...

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Just how low could Allan go?

As luck would have it, he saw a group of tourists who were exploring the delights of travelling with llamas.

The woolly beasts might just be what Allan needed to get to lower levels.

Whilst the princess was busy with her marmalade sandwiches (and finding a private tree ;-), Allan stArted looking for a way down from this mountain top lake. He’d had enough of titi - caca.

Which was mainly coconuts. Mind you, the shells came in handy, especially if you owned a ball of string.

Allan's OH wondered if this was the same princess who couldn't sleep because she had a pee under her mattress.

All very continental, or, in the princess's case, incontinental.

The princess was thrilled with the marmalade sandwiches. So much better than her previous diet.

... with the pack of marmalade sandwiches she had been given by a group of friendly little bears.

Princess Aurora? Nope. Aurora Borealis? Definitely not, wrong side of the Equator.

But Princess have powers, powers to command things. Powers to get home.....


OH caught the hem of her skirt and floored her...….

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What thoughts were running through the head of Allan’s OH as she chased the frog who was rapidly changing into a princess.....

Australians, who's sense of travel was recognised throughout the world as being somewhat less than decorous.

The Travel Agencies Tour Manager stood watching this totally bemused. He worried that he Was he suffering from a bad case of Altitude sickness or were these people really.....

OH wanted to kiss the frog, in the hope it turned into a Prince to get her out of here!

As OH puckered up, Allan bobbed up and had a smacker planted onto his lips. Feeling pleased with himself he attacked the reeds with gusto.

As he turned to hand the reeds to OH, he saw her running after the frog....

Allan wasn't thinking awkward name...he was sniggering...."Lake Titi"....OH wasn't amused...."But sweetie it's Lake Titi.....then it's caca.....what's not to laugh at??"......Allan couldn't see why she wasn't laughing.....OH looked into her copious bag and handed a knife to Allan......he started to cut the Tototra reeds...."No sense of humour that woman" said Allan....just then a frog jumped onto his head.........

First part of the journey meant a trip into darkest Peru then up into the mountains to a lake with an awkward name. There they could start collecting the reeds for the boat.

They immediately set off in search of a Travel Agency to book a Contiki tour.

Allan wondered why they hadn't just done this in the first place. It would have been much simpler and perhaps he wouldn't have developed his aversion to coconut shies at local fairs.

.. they needed some sort of boat.
Allan couldn,t stop thinking about the lady with a lovely bunch which reminded him of how Thor Heyerdahl crossed the Pacific so........

duh too early in the morning for me :-D

Of course Allan and OH had just missed the best time to travel the trails.....and it was raining heavily...what to do......

Pat A Gonian