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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Jun 2018 11:54

what's offensive about using your tongue (or nose) to press a button?

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Jun 2018 11:51

I agree,Caroline...some small minded people.. still you only have to mention a nationality or a colour to get whooshed these days

political incorrectness methinks...

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Jun 2018 09:05

Err, me too please, Mr. M...

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 30 Jun 2018 08:35

Never wanting to miss out, will you PM it to me too please, Mr. M?

Caroline

Caroline Report 30 Jun 2018 00:28

Can you PM it to me too please I missed it?.....

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 30 Jun 2018 00:23

Intriguing :-S

Sharron

Sharron Report 30 Jun 2018 00:15

He gets about a bit.

The first time I heard of the unfortunate individual he was being turned away from a brothel.

Allan

Allan Report 30 Jun 2018 00:05

Thanks :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 30 Jun 2018 00:04

Thanks for the PM.

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Jun 2018 23:29

PM’s sent :-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Jun 2018 23:17

So do I, Annie :-|

Allan

Allan Report 29 Jun 2018 22:43

Mr_M

Could you PM me the joke please ;-)

I did post one a while ago about a group of paranoid-schizophrenics at a pantomime which was RR'd and whooshed immediately.

Ironically, I found it on GR having been posted many years ago. I thought that it was worthy of a repeat :-D :-D

Obviously, someone else didn't! :-| :-P :-P :-D :-D :-D

Kuros

Kuros Report 29 Jun 2018 22:24

I always miss the best ones.

Annie

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Jun 2018 21:22

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs?

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Jun 2018 21:21

Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. 'Quick!'he said. 'Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!'

'Tell me, is this her first baby?' the intern asked.

'No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'.'

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 Jun 2018 20:49

I thought he was well compensated for his disabilities!

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 29 Jun 2018 20:29

Well I thought the punch line was funny

I sniggered

Must have that sort of mind. Lol

I did think wonder how long it would stay before it was RR,d

Could have been thought a bit risqué but I thought it was funny


;-)

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 29 Jun 2018 18:28

Missed it...

Kense

Kense Report 29 Jun 2018 18:23

Some people must be touchy regarding jokes about disabilities. :-)

Caroline

Caroline Report 29 Jun 2018 18:00

They pulled it so quickly after the RR it must have been "bad" :-D