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Madge

Madge Report 11 Apr 2018 22:28

the deputy :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 11 Apr 2018 22:30

I thought it was a rat :-D

Allan

Allan Report 11 Apr 2018 22:33

Rats don't have guns in Australia due to our strict gun laws

Nor do they possess baths, hance the expression You dirty rat you! :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 11 Apr 2018 22:34

Do they get rat faced Allan ;-)

Allan

Allan Report 11 Apr 2018 22:38

Must be because I'm in Oz but we use a different part of the anatomy in that expression, LaGooner...a bit more upside-down as it were :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Apr 2018 22:41

Okay now I'm confused again...the rat threw himself onto the trap because you shot the sheriff and got legless on red wine....??

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 11 Apr 2018 22:44

I is trying to be ladylike Allan , that'll be the day ;-). But I don't want twitchy finger to interfere with me :-0

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Apr 2018 22:45

interfere with you....this is not that sort of thread young lady kindly behave....

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 11 Apr 2018 22:48

Young splutter splutter :-D. Just had to take me hat off as it was sending my brain rusty

Allan

Allan Report 11 Apr 2018 22:53

One can still be lady like and refer to a Rodent's Rectum

that's the benefit of being posh ;-) :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Apr 2018 22:54

It's all in the little finger I read it in a book once....

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 11 Apr 2018 22:54

Being posh one speaks of the back path rather than the passage :-D

Allan

Allan Report 11 Apr 2018 22:54

Please do keep up, Caroline. It was Colonel Mustard, in the library with the poker :-| :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Apr 2018 22:55

Bet you have dinner not lunch or tea not coffee or whatever it is you posh peeps have

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 11 Apr 2018 22:55

I ave grub :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Apr 2018 22:57

You couldn't murder no one in my library, the poker would set the detector off it being a public library and all

Allan

Allan Report 11 Apr 2018 23:04

Well, we like to be able to communicate with our staff so we have breakfast dinner and tea. Not all at once, that would be greedy

Dinner is consumed at dinner time which can be any time between 12.00noon and 3.00pm and tea is consumed at tea time which can be any time between 4.00pm and until the staff turn down the beds.

The maid is always turning down my offer of helping her turn down the beds :-0

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Apr 2018 23:05

What are the beds offering that they're always turned down?

Allan

Allan Report 11 Apr 2018 23:07

It's what I'm offering! ;-)

Caroline

Caroline Report 11 Apr 2018 23:11

Allan!! ;-) :-D