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Caroline

Caroline Report 6 Apr 2017 22:17

I could take a leaf out of your book then.....as in have a red or two....

Allan

Allan Report 6 Apr 2017 22:45

Another random thought

Could a bicycle ever be described as being too tired?

Caroline

Caroline Report 6 Apr 2017 22:48

Maybe if it was used every day to ride into London...see London Toxin charge thread :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 7 Apr 2017 12:27

Are jokes about German sausages the wurst?

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 12:31

:-D :-D :-D

Nein

Allan

Allan Report 7 Apr 2017 12:36

I was only thinking of one :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 7 Apr 2017 12:42

The hardest of all voices is that of the Ass.

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 12:45

But you said sausages.... :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 18:26

I just realised.....it's been a while since there was so much activity on the board....current threads go past a whole page...usually we've been lucky to have one or two things moving plus the handful of "normal daily" threads....

Well done people lets keep these boards alive :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 7 Apr 2017 19:05

'Britain is a nation full of cry-babies'. (The Times 07.04.17).

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 19:11

If the car is travelling at 60 mph and the fly inside the car is flying around as they are want to do......how P'd off is the fly going to be when you squash it ? :-S :-S

Denburybob

Denburybob Report 7 Apr 2017 19:24

If a fly splats on to your windscreen while you are driving, what is the last thing that goes through it's head.
Answer: it's a**e.
See, I'm just back from Devon and lowering the tone already.

Dermot

Dermot Report 7 Apr 2017 19:42

Delightful Devon.

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 7 Apr 2017 19:53

Skoolz out
Wallz broken
Leechers hiding someplace

David

David Report 7 Apr 2017 21:04


I love to go a wandering

David

David Report 7 Apr 2017 21:07


If the fly is orbiting your head at 60 MPH

Even harder to catch

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 22:04

Unless you're talking then you'd catch it without trying no doubt.... :-(

Allan

Allan Report 7 Apr 2017 22:09

If my wife tries yelling at me and I'm not there, does anyone hear her

Not too sure, but no one listens anyway :-S :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 7 Apr 2017 22:12

Another random thought (prompted by a post on the Bland Thread

Why is something so hot called a chilli?

Caroline

Caroline Report 7 Apr 2017 22:55

Allan....no man ever really hears his wife no matter how loud she shouts....as for the chilli...the scot bonnet it hotter I believe that's an even worse name