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Caroline

Caroline Report 2 May 2018 14:41

Can you imagine the will reading all waiting on tenterhooks...who will be "blessed" to receive the sacred truss

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 2 May 2018 13:07

Allan are you going to start a family tradition and will your truss? It could become a family heirloom. :-D

Allan

Allan Report 1 May 2018 23:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 1 May 2018 23:31

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 1 May 2018 23:29

Reminds me of a joke....shorten

Old lady fed up with life begs her doctor to tell her the best way to kill herself...he tells her shot herself through the left breast.

Two weeks later she's back with a sore knee...glad you didn't kill yourself the doctor says...I tried she said right through the left chest like you said and look my left knee cap is ruined....

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 1 May 2018 23:25

I've not got 'furniture chest' yet.
For the uninitiated, that's where us ladies can tuck our chest into our drawers :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 1 May 2018 23:19

When we become old we all need support, the areas just vary between the sexes :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 1 May 2018 23:15

Who said I'm not old already Allan, Ladies never wrinkle ;-) :-D

All this talk of trusses...well....as Maggie said Eeeeeuwww......MEN!

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 1 May 2018 22:39

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 1 May 2018 22:37

Maggie, he set up a truss fund for me :-D

This annoyed my brother as my father was only a small businessman who couldn't support both of us ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Truss me, I know these things.


Someone once told me that if brains were elastic I wouldn't have enough for a frog's jockstrap :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 1 May 2018 21:59

Eeeeeuwww!

Unless I'm reading the whole thing wrong :-S

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 1 May 2018 21:40

No loose ends ...hanging...?

Kathryn

Kathryn Report 1 May 2018 17:46

Truss your dad to not leave you unsupported, very thoughtful :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 1 May 2018 16:24

Hmmm Allan,
I hadn't looked at a gottle o glandy in that way before....very Apt!

Allan

Allan Report 30 Apr 2018 22:24

You'll be old and wrinkly one day, too, Caroline, and will need the support of others......my dad left me his truss when he died :-(

I found that a great support ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 30 Apr 2018 11:02

Oh please!! :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 29 Apr 2018 23:11

A bit like thee and me, Bob, Very Special Old People ;-) :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Apr 2018 22:50

Sadly only VSOP, Allan...

Allan

Allan Report 29 Apr 2018 22:32

:-D :-D :-D@Barbra

Barbra

Barbra Report 29 Apr 2018 12:20

Posh or what x & don't forget the Pork itches ;-)