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Moi? :-S :-D :-D :-D

May Oui :-D :-D :-D

Mr Tickle wanted to marry the girl of his dreams but Tess wasn’t keen on taking his surname,!!!




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That's a load of B++ls Allan :-D :-D :-D

Just a joke that tickled my fancy :-(

As did this one:

At my primary school I was asked to write a poem that incorporated the word 'fascinate'.
"Use your imagination" the teacher said....this is what I came up with. Bare in mind I was only seven at the time.


Today I got a cardigan
It fitted me just great
although it had nine buttons
I could only fascinate....

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In a kindergarten in California, a teacher asks three children what they do after recess. The teacher asks Sally what she did at recess. Sally said she played in the sandbox. The teacher says "If you can spell "sand" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." Sally spells Sand gets her cookie.

The teacher then asks Tim what he did during recess. He said he played in the sandbox with Sally. The teacher says "If you can spell "box" on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." He spells box and gets his cookie.

The teacher then asks Mohammad what he did at recess. He said he tried to play with Sally and Tim in the sandbox, but they threw stones at him. The teacher says "That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. OK, if you can spell "blatant racial discrimination" on the blackboard I'll give you a cookie"

Oh Bob that's funny.....sure some will find it offensive though!

Allan you're as saucy as a sauce bottle in a sauce bottle parade and we love you for it.

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Glad this thread keeps coming back x its good to laugh .keep it up Allan :-) :-)

Seriously Barbra telling saucy Allan to keep it up does he need encouragement :-D

We will have to start calling him Heinz ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

yeah but he's not 57 :-D

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Today I got a cardigan
It fitted me just great
although it had nine buttons
i can only fasten eight

A variation on that:
My Sister has a new cardigan
that has nine buttons,
But she is SO big chested
she can fasten, only eight!

:-D :-D @:-Barbra and Caroline, I'm way beyond 57 and Viagra could help ;-)

hmm you could paint the ceiling while your at it & the corners as well .I remember counting cobwebs many years ago [Memories ] :-D :-D

Strange how Viagra can be used for two totally opposite things :-S

There's the original use and as for the other use, put one in your shoe and it makes you limp :-0 :-D :-D

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Hello Allan & your gang x I can just see myself sat on a deckchair on the promenade in Blackpool .smell of fish & chips seagulls trying to pinch my chips sea breeze .sands full of sh~~~~.just close your eyes & picture it .that was in the good old days wonder if it still the same funny hats sticks of rock. candy floss .why in my youth did I think it was a place to be Tower Ballroom Winter Gardens dancing ..wonder were other folk spent their unforgettable time when young & fancy free :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) Barbara x