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'Emma'

'Emma' Report 20 Mar 2016 18:45

:-D :-D :-D

It can only be Mr M :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 20 Mar 2016 18:44

Joke...........

A man goes to the doctor for incontinence.
Man: Doc, I have a problem. I keep peeing in bed in the middle of the night.
Doc: Why? What's the problem.
Man: Well, in the middle of the night, right around midnight, this little elf appears. He climbs up in my bed, goes up to my ear and asks, "Did you pee yet?" and I say "No". Then he asks me, "Well, what you are waiting for?" and that's when I pee.
Doc: Well, this is very easy. Tonight, don't do anything differently. Go to bed and when the elf shows up and asks you if you've pee'd yet, just say "yes" and the problem will be solved.
So the guy goes home and gets into bed. Right on schedule, at around midnight, the elf shows up. He climbs on the bed and whispers in the man's ear..
Elf: Did you pee yet?
Man: YES!
Elf: Did you poop?
Man: No
Elf: Well what are you waiting for?

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Mar 2016 18:44

evening Belle, have you had a good day :-D <3 <3

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Mar 2016 18:43

That's the one Mr M , no matter how many times I see it it really makes me laugh
:-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 20 Mar 2016 18:42

Hi-de-Hi Everyone~~~~~~~~~ <3 <3

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Mar 2016 18:41

399 miles from door to door and he played golf in Alloa

he is knackered :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 20 Mar 2016 18:40

I'm fine thanks Emma....and how are you ?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 20 Mar 2016 18:40

Is it this Barb ?

http://youtu.be/RGNMeR-BOis

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Mar 2016 18:39

sorry phone... they are home

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 20 Mar 2016 18:37

How are you Mr M :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 20 Mar 2016 18:36

Barb can't think of what it is :-S

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 20 Mar 2016 18:36

The Voice is on tonight :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 20 Mar 2016 18:36

Evening Fly....Emma....Barb.... :-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 20 Mar 2016 18:35

Phone :-0 :-|

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 20 Mar 2016 18:33

Hi Mr M :-D <3

Fly

Fly Report 20 Mar 2016 18:33

I went in the garden for an hour Barb :-D it was lovely but soon got cold :-0

Fly

Fly Report 20 Mar 2016 18:31

Evening MR M :-D <3 :-0 :-0

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Mar 2016 18:30

to be honest Fly I am fed up with the cold weather and trying to find lots of things not to do :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 20 Mar 2016 18:29

No Barb :-S

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 20 Mar 2016 18:29

More a F@&£ IT moment Emma...... :-0 :-S