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The ice GiN :-S ;-)

What's slippery, Fly? :-S

My Mojito is quite an innocent one - I think I'll be having a pastis next :-D :-D

Bit slippery GiN :-0

Happy Christmas, Joy :-D :-D <3 <3

I hope you and your guests have a great time tonight :-D :-D ;-) ;-) <3

Night Joy <3 :-D have fun ;-) and Merry Christmas to you and yours <3

Hmmmm ........... this Mojito lacks something, but I don't know what :-S

It's got white rum (plenty!), mint, limes, a touch of sugar, soda water, ice ..........

Maybe it's 'cos I haven't crushed to ice :-D

It's a right fiddle, though ;-) ;-)

Ooh Lyn, you never know :-S

Lovely dulcet tones there, Mersey. :-)

I'm signing off now to go and pretty myself up before everyone arrives. It shouldn't take long. :-P :-D :-D

To all my cyber friends, I wish you peace, joy, love and laughter at this special time of the year.

I know there are some who will find Christmas especially poignant but I hope we find serenity and peace of mind as we remember happy times spent with those no longer with us.

Happy Christmas everyone.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

You still believe in Santa then Dermot ;-)

Hya Dermot :-D :-D <3 - A very Merry Christmas to you and yours :-D

'Twas the Night Before Christmas ' by Clement Clarke Moore.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!" :-D

Hi GiN :-D <3 what have i walked into here :-0

So, that's how orgasms are achieved, Joy! :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

No, vodka is the only ingredient I have, so I won't be having one tonight :-D ;-)


Evening Fly :-D :-D <3 <3

Evening :-D

Lalalallllaaaaaaalaaaaaalaaaaa :-D :-D

Lyn, like the food you're doing. I hope you have some winter Pimms and the stuff for orgasms (vodka, creme de menthe and fresh cream will be fine).

I have had a successful day of multi-tasking but the proof of the pudding will be in the eating.

And now a rousing Carol so everyone join one.

Joy to the world! The Lord is come;
Let earth receive her King;
Let every heart prepare him room,
And heav'n and nature sing,
And heav'n and nature sing,
And heav'n, and heav'n and nature sing.

<3 :-D <3 :-D

No probs!! :-D :-D

Will hold you to that, Mersey ;-) ;-) ;-)

I will get you a bottle or two for then GiN no worries :-D :-D ;-)

You're in luck Mersey - I have that is well :-D


(grumbles ....... I was keeping that for New Years Eve :-0 ;-))

Just a wee Prescco for me please GiN :-D :-D ;-)