General Chat

Search the building...............Guinevere has unbound herself. I think she may have leapt into the vault.



Madam, I have mopped all floors and feel thoroughly wrung out.

With one bound I was free ...

Dunno, it was cheap though.

Hope it floats Sharron!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are not actually flying back but I have negotiated a very good deal on the bus.

Pat you have a lovely house, you could do with a bigger pool though, and the sauna is a little small, and if your helipad was a little larger, I could of got here quicker, just saying. Other than that you've done o.k, dinner was good, but breakfast will need to be at 7a.m sharp, on a tray and brought to my room.

Sharron, you're doing well, save as much as you can, and there will be a bonus at the end of the week.

Tabitha love, you are trying too hard, you no need to grovel quite so much. Take care of the nice members, get rid of the rough ones, they don't give the place a good name, you know which ones I mean don't you ?

I will be returning to Blighty in the morning, should be at Heathrow at 14.25, get the car ready, as we will be collecting the keys to the new gaff, which is Westminster, quite near to Parliament.

Off out with Pat now, we are going to some sort of club, she goes there four times a week, she mentioned dancing near poles, no idea what she means though :-S

Have a good night staff, be early in the office tomorrow, expecting membership to expand rapidly, now we have a good postcode.

Night all ;-)

Hem,hem!

You don't really think you will get the price of all that out of me do you?

Lidl coffee and a packet of Rich Tea.

Here i am Mam - ready when you call - just rushing in from Fortnum with the Bucks fizz and exotic cocktails - i have bespoke chocolates today freshly made - and exotic Honey for your tea as well as specialty biscuits made from the Fortnum Honey

We don't use Harrods - far too common these days

i have fueled my private jet & have Champers on ice for your trip to Cyprus - Hot & cold running pilots & the odd dancer straight from the Strictly dance floor

Cynthia will tell you i only work with the finer things in life & exotic locations as well as know all the best fine dining options around the world. I know of the best locations and hotels - as well as secret island hideaways you name it i can find it - weird & wonderful the better. i know people who know people who can get you anything you desire for the right price.

I have been to Wigan Pier though - just to cheer Cynthia up and know about off shore banking

Also a very good PA - i don't tell anyone about anything you do unless its the media & you want them to know - I could do your PR for you as well

Your limo awaits by the way Mam - any particular shade you would like it sprayed today Mam

I would be very happy to look after the database & membership base for you - i could even enlist Cynthia to help on my team in her spare time - w need a lot of things polished up ready for Mam's arrival

Not a good idea buying them out here as you pay extra for imported items. We have Lidl's but it's not as cheap as UK and has different products, so I'm told, as there wasn't a Lidl's near me in UK, when I lived there.

Suggest you get 1 of the others to get them. I can do sunshine and fruit and veg, salad etc. :-D

Right Pat, large jar of coffee from Lidl, see if there is any on offer. I think their sugar is cheap too so get a bag of that and a tin of dried milk, it won't go sour then if it is not used.

On my way mam

That's better, mam always remember that !

It'll be Paphos, I like it there :-D

Sorry

You didn't say which airport mam !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You didn't say which airport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat, I'll be flying in at 15.30 your time, get the chauffeur to wash the car and meet me by arrivals. You get the cakes ready and run me a bath, and make sure you tidy my room, last time I was there I noticed dust under the bed !.... :-)

Cyn, MacDonalds, what on earth is that when its at home? Go and buy me a latte machine, Harrods do a good one for just a few hundred pound, actually get Harrods to deliver it, I don't think they'd let you in. Get the money from Sharron, she holds the money now, she's a sensible woman, she's related to the lovely Fred ??

You can have the comfy chair by the window Sharron ??

Where is that Tabitha woman, I need her to do a bit of typing.

TABITHA where are you?

As you know, I am tight as a bull's bum in fly time.

Could I apply for a post as treasurer?

If Guinevere is padlocked to her chair, she won't be able to use the facilities so I do hope you have made suitable arrangements.

I am very surprised that you do not know where Wigan is Madam. I thought everyone realised that it is the veritable centre of the universe - the place where a kebab is 4 pork pies on a billiard cue and people queue up for a 'babby'syed and peawet'.

The bistro you mention closed last week.....but I can get you a double chocolate caramel pecan mocha latte cappuccino from McDonald's.

Sorry think the bistro will be closed by the time I can get there but I'll check my diary for when we can have meeting.

Weather today - we expect a high of 27 C (26 C at the moment) low of 19 C.

I hope that suits you mam. :-D

Guinevere, has now padlocked herself to the chair, so she will be a permanent fixture, she can answer the phones, although her voice is very common. I'll have to teach her to speak proper :-0

I've never met with someone who hasn't got a Swiss account, how very quaint not to have one. Wigan, is that in France?

Get on with your work now Cyn, and get Pat or Tabitha to get me a mocca chocca latte from the Bistro on the corner, and hurry up with it, I have people see and places to go.



:-D

*Whips out* bolt cutters and releases chair


Produces some WD40 and dribbles over chair. Wipes mouth and applies said WD40 to swivel mechanism*.

*WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* *Swivels giddily*

*Waves* jauntily to Guinevere.



Nope - no Swiss bank account but I do have a Wigan bank account - more or less the same thing really.


Now, please let me get on with my duties *waves* loo brush in air, it is time for me to go round the bend.