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Ask GinN or Belle Barbs........... :-0

Does he get a tiny bit stronger every day Belle ?

I didn't get it Mr M :-S :-S :-S ;-)

Jem, fortunately I haven't ended in the neighbours gardens. Though the other evening one neighbour did switch on their security lights when we were in our garden :-0 :-0

I'm sure you will explain all Barbs .......... ;-).... :-0

Notice how Mersey opted out there :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Blushing as red as me Wales rugby shirt ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

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Belle, It must be easier than when I had to take my cat on a lead to go to the toilet :-D :-D

He had had a huge op for a ruptured diaphragm after being knocked down, and refused to use a litter tray!

I discovered where he got his water to drink (cos he wouldn't drink tap water) in one neighbour's garden. Then he took me into my next door neighbour's coal shed in the middle of the night! :-D :-D :-D :-D

It was a nightmare :-D

Very good,Mr M :-D :-D :-D

:-D :-D :-D :-D as ever :-D :-D :-D

Mersey if you don't get it..... ask.... um....... ;-) ;-)


Fly... cuz she got it :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

scran spanners

MR M :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air.

'Hold on a minute!', said the Pope, 'You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!'

'This is my big lottery win,' said the photographer, 'I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!'

So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer. After much negotiation they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.

The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.

Along the vast Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal housekeeper.

Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and said, 'That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?'

Not being one to lie, the Pope replied,'... two million Euros...'

'TWO MILLION EUROS!' replied the housekeeper. ' - They must have seen you coming!'

Ooooooh get you Mers.... personage ..... where did that come from :-S :-S

No I haven't Belle........ :-D

Ok.............next post.... :-0

YES MR M, POST IT HERE :-D :-D :-D :-D

He didn't want the toilet :-| He wanted a drink of water :-D <3

Hya Mr M :-D :-D <3 ;-)

maybe post it where it will be safer ;-) ;-)