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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 121,781 Send Message	Fly	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:38
	:-D :-D :-D :-D Munchkin ;-)
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 91,610 Send Message	LondonBelle	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:37
	The Coast programme wasn't on April the 1st was it ;-) :-D :-D
	Researching: Give a dog a bone!
Member Since: August 2009 Posts: 45,855 Send Message	BarbinSGlos	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:37
	then you eat them Jem :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0
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Member Since: August 2009 Posts: 45,855 Send Message	BarbinSGlos	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:36
	It took about 4 minutes for him to be rrd didn't it. People know his jokes so why do they pounce on them so quickly :-\| :-\| :-\|
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Member Since: January 2011 Posts: 108,908 Send Message	JemimaFawr	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:34
	oh shucks... I can't remember what they were! And I can't find them on google! So there goes the joke! There are sea food in long shells that pop up from the sand on the beach, if you trick them, and you grab them and pull them out. It was on a Coast programme or something similar! That's what the joke brought to my mind :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:31
	I dont know what your talking about :-0 Hope Mr M does not mind :-D :-D Lets keep it under our hats so to speak :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: August 2009 Posts: 45,855 Send Message	BarbinSGlos	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:30
	no I am sat here PMSL, very funny thanks Mersey :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 91,610 Send Message	LondonBelle	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:30
	I was just gonna say is there just thee and me :-S :-S
	Researching: Give a dog a bone!
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:29
	Do you think Auntie Barb has fell on her lilo :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 91,610 Send Message	LondonBelle	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:29
	Mums the word ;-) :-D :-D
	Researching: Give a dog a bone!
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:28
	Shusssssssh :-D :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:25
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 91,610 Send Message	LondonBelle	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:24
	PMSL :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Give a dog a bone!
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:23
	There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror admiring his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over, with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with the cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said: "There really is no justice in the world." The other little old lady asked: "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady replied: "Look at that-- When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. And when I got to be 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
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Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 91,610 Send Message	LondonBelle	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:22
	You little devil :-D :-D
	Researching: Give a dog a bone!
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:21
	Ill tell you what shall I post it......yeahhhhhhhhhhhh sod it :-D :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:21
	Will send, I know he wont mind :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: August 2009 Posts: 45,855 Send Message	BarbinSGlos	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:19
	Mersey, what was Mr Ms norty joke??? I cant go on there with me babby :-D :-D
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Member Since: January 2011 Posts: 108,908 Send Message	JemimaFawr	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:17
	:-D :-D :-D@ Fly
Member Since: August 2009 Posts: 45,855 Send Message	BarbinSGlos	Report	20 Sep 2014 19:17
	Not quite Fly LOL I won't Belle its horrible :-0
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