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Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 21:49

Alice is very pleased and 100% that Dermot is the father and no Jeremy Kyle style
show for her.

but what will Alice do now and will Dermot stand by his girl or do a runner

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 21:52

(This story seems to have taken a turn for the better)

Perhaps her child would be musical, gifted even. No that can't be right she had after all voted "yes"

"Oh dear" she sighed "I wish ....

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 10 Sep 2014 21:55

I had gone down the chip shop

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 22:01

for a nice bag of chips and a saveloy
yes maybe ill still go so of alice trots down the chippy
but when she got there she look in her pocket for her money and fant she had nun
all sad and looking at the floor she see a ten pound note and pick it up and stuffed it down her bra
but the man behind her said


:-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:02

but surely Dermot has Irish roots - will the baby look like a leprechaun? or will it have dancing feet and be a contender for River Dance? and, will he fess up and cough up for this child - or will he

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:03

Well finished Shelly :-D :-D :-D :-D

Ooooops

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 10 Sep 2014 22:03

OI! Miss,

you dropped a tena?..............

this seems to have a taste of de ja vu about it

like a certain longrunning soap did.........coming out of a shower...

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:07

oh no, not a Tena - they are for Ladies Only for gawd's sake - I'll be needing one myself if this carries on :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

but this time Alice did not put the tenner in her bra =- look what occurred last time, instead she put it

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 22:10

wen just when you thought the show was over :-D

in her shoe and i think alice has her shoes on the wrong feet and walking round in circles

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:12

I'm not sure that her head is screwed on properly either

Mersey

Mersey Report 10 Sep 2014 22:14

she was beginning to look abit like Worzel Gummidge with

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 22:15

but then alice see a man in a white coat and his name tag was bob
o dear what do i do now do i run or just stay here and let him take my away

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:24

To a far better place. Bob moved slowly towards her

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:32

and then she saw that his white coat was his uniform - not for a psychiatric unit - but he sold icecream - he was Mr Whippy - and he asked he if she'd like a 99 with crushed nuts - she thought for a while and

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:45

Then decided to take him up on his offer...with extra chocolate sauce. Of course she was unable to pay Bob and so ...

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:49

she offered to

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Sep 2014 09:59

help him drum up trade by

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 10:10

taking up his offer of a job in one of his ice cream vans
and with her pretty face and welcome smile she would get a lot of customers
when out side Buckingham palace but

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Sep 2014 10:12

remembered she was pregnant - how long could she fit into the icecream van - perhaps she'd get morning sickness - and then she thought, I've never seen Mr Whippy at the palace - we might get prosecuted - perhaps we should

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 11 Sep 2014 11:00

Alice is hoping she can join the Duchess of Cambridge at antenatal classes, smiling as she climbs into the ice cream van she .............