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Allan

Allan Report 18 Jul 2014 23:22

The Big Blister knocked on the Window seven times

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock,

Back came the response;

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. (Pause) knock.

The Big Blister flew out of the Chair

"Someone's given the wrong knocks!" he screamed "it should only be seven and that was eight and one. That's not in the Ritual. Go and find out what's going on"

Persephone

Persephone Report 18 Jul 2014 23:30

Is there anybody there?

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po,
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong (bluebottle drops behind)... no wonder he was following damp drawers..
Ying tong iddle I po

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 18 Jul 2014 23:31

:-D :-D :-D@ Persie

Persephone

Persephone Report 18 Jul 2014 23:35

The one that piddled on the floor Jem .. was onomatopoeia.... :-)

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 18 Jul 2014 23:39

I knew It!!!!! :-D :-D :-D

Onomatopoeia Iddlipo :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 18 Jul 2014 23:40

This is like trying to run through quicksand. It's no wonder Secret Societies are dying out :-|

Persephone

Persephone Report 18 Jul 2014 23:44

You can scoff Allan, but Mr Stephens will go burko when he sees the state of that mat that was poeia d on.

Allan

Allan Report 18 Jul 2014 23:46

Wait till he sees the state of the wooden floor beneath the mat; the varnish has been stripped right back

Persephone

Persephone Report 18 Jul 2014 23:48

Have you got a Polish member in your Blister group?

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 18 Jul 2014 23:50

Well stripping was part of the initiation ceremony!!

Allan

Allan Report 18 Jul 2014 23:50

I'm not a Blister of the RR Society, Persie, I'm a Blot on the Landscape

Persephone

Persephone Report 18 Jul 2014 23:50

No wonder Allan has his apron on back to front..

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 18 Jul 2014 23:51

:-D :-D :-D

The mind boggles Perse!!!

Persephone

Persephone Report 18 Jul 2014 23:54

Yes Allan and this is a Riotous Assembly.

But don't Wilt.

You can handle anything that we Throwback at you..

sorry Tom Sharpe... Allan caused this.

Persephone

Persephone Report 18 Jul 2014 23:56

Tom Sharpe also wrote Indecent Exposure I wonder if he had Allan in mind...

this could be the cause of the RR ing, Allan wearing his apron back to front..

Allan

Allan Report 18 Jul 2014 23:57

Look, unless you want your neeps knurdled, let me just get on with my story, which I think should be titled two thousand and two nights!

It's going to take me that long at the current rate (which is neither time and a half, nor double time)

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 19 Jul 2014 00:10

Does it hurt to be initiated - I have a sensitive body. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

Allan

Allan Report 19 Jul 2014 00:12

It depends on the Society GP.

The way THIS one is going it's bl**dy painful :-S :-| :-D :-D

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 19 Jul 2014 00:16

Allan - When females are involved It can be painful. :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 19 Jul 2014 00:21

aaah.... but what would you do without us aye? :-P :-P :-D :-D :-D