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Tomfoolery Monday - Day 289

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Fly

Fly Report 17 Mar 2014 19:09

Coooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;-)

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Mar 2014 19:08

Is that Frank Carson popping in ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Mar 2014 19:05

Its a crackerrrrrrrrrrrrrr :-D :-D ;-)

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 17 Mar 2014 19:05

Where's Sammi gone :-S ;-) :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 17 Mar 2014 19:04

Boom Boom :-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 17 Mar 2014 19:03

:-D :-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 17 Mar 2014 19:02

I do enjoy being out in the garden, Barb :-D

Mr & Mrs Robin came within about 6 inches of where I was weeding and they were chirping away to me :-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Mar 2014 19:00

Did you hear about the women with 5 legs ???

Her knickers fitted her like a glove

:-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Mar 2014 18:59

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 17 Mar 2014 18:55

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D...Belle

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 17 Mar 2014 18:53

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in
Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the
announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the
Snow ploughs can get through. "So the good wife went out and moved her
car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the
radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snow ploughs can get through. "The good wife went out and moved her car
again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all
men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this
time."

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 17 Mar 2014 18:52

You can have a go on me scooter :-D :-D

Oh Come ye back when Summers in the meadow
and when the valleys hushed and white with snow

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Mar 2014 18:51

BTW Belle that a nice big garden you have.

and now the time to get out there :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Mar 2014 18:51

I know you loves em :-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Mar 2014 18:50

Luv it I do

scran :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-Dspanners :-D :-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Mar 2014 18:49

I don't know anymore either

um

Oh come ye back !!! and thats it. I am forgiven cuz I am English ;-) :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Mar 2014 18:47

Auntie Barb scran spanners are out give me a a few mins to warm me vocal chords up!!!! :-D :-D :-D ;-)

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 17 Mar 2014 18:47

Only if I can have a go on your scooter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 17 Mar 2014 18:46

A round of applause for Barb .......clap clap clap clap :-D :-D :-D :-D

Without googling it I only knew the first two lines :-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 17 Mar 2014 18:46

Well done Barbs...you can come to any of my parties :-D :-D