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Aww, Jeniwren, didn't realise you needed cheering up, here's a big {{{hug}}} <3 ( and a virtual Tena Lady ;-) )

Thanks for the booze, wonder how long that will last? ;-)

Booze!

Ingredients:
* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs

* Nuts
* 2 bottle wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
Go to Tesco and buy cake.

Bingle Jells!

Ho Ho ho all :-D :-D :-D ;-)

GL Ive just printed that off...sounds delishhhhhhhhhhhh :-D

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That sounds like a great Christmas cake recipe
if you can stand up to make it.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

GL :-D :-D :-D love it :-D :-D :-D

CT thanks for the hug and Tena :-D :-D

GL that sounds like it would be a delicious Christmas cake :-D :-D
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Ten Signs of a Festive Hangover

You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.
You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
Your catch phrase is, "Never again."
You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"

How many bottles of Baileys will be needed?
Dont forget, me and BC usually drink it in half pint wine glasses. :-D :-D :-D

Dermot :-D :-D :-D :-D

I`ve just sorted drinking vessels out for three of us,
from Right to Left ... BC`s, Budgie`s and Mersey`s (`cos its got pink on).

http://www.genesreunited.co.uk/keepsafe/asset/details/5773764

Budgiekins :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D That has so made me laugh :-D :-D...

I hope BC likes hers too :-D :-D <3

Thats ok, I didn't want one anyway ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

I was going to put a saucer there for Stray, but thought she might be offended. :-D

I think the only way Stray would be offended is because you can't get much on it lolol :-D :-D ;-)

Stray I hope you got the advent calendar so we know how many days we got to go :-D :-D :-D ;-) <3

CHRISTMAS WONDERLAND HYDE PARK
OPENS NEXT WEEK
I WANT TO GO BUT DAUGHTER SAYS
IMPOSSIBLE WITH ME IN WHEELCHAIR
SO I SAID I CAN NEVER GO OUT BECAUSE OF BEING
IN WHEELCHAIR,DONT WORRY I WOULDNT ASK YOU
TO TAKE ME I KNOW YOU WOULDNT,

PS THEY ALREADY HAVE A COACH SEATS BOOKED
AND ARE GOING

Better get some Easter eggs. They will be in the shops.


If you take the top off a tin of condensed milk and pour the contents into your liquidizer with a tin full single cream and the same of whisky and add half a teaspoon of instant coffee powder, y the time you have given it a quick whizz you won't know it is not Bailey's.

Dizzi, I thought almost everywhere and all sorts of transport was wheelchair friendly now.
Take care :-)

Sharron - What no alcohol !! ;-)

BARB
THEY MAY BE WHEELCHAIR FRIENDLY
IT'S MY DAUGHTER WHO ISNT