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Tom Foolery - Day 163

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BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 12 Nov 2013 20:39

Cause I don't have a wooden heart, tra la

That will do loverly poppet thankyou

:-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Nov 2013 20:32

A wooden heart, or a wooden star your choice Auntie Barb :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 12 Nov 2013 20:29

Me jeans Mersey me jeans :-D :-D :-

Make me something nice for the top of me tree, could ya :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Nov 2013 20:21

Holes in what Auntie Barb?? :-D ;-)

Dermot LOL :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Nov 2013 20:16

I keep my Irishness in my jeans!

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 12 Nov 2013 20:16

I've got holes in mine :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Nov 2013 20:14

:-0 :-0 :-0 I have Irish in me genes!! :-D ;-)

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Nov 2013 20:12

To be sure, to be sure! The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.....

Medical Term - Irish Definition

Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Unfriendly female
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out.

Begorrah! :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Nov 2013 19:58

Im here :-) <3

I was just making christmas tree decs :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 12 Nov 2013 19:55

Wakey wakey Mersey

Emma or Fly or anybody :-( :-( :-(

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 12 Nov 2013 19:32

Sniffs the screen, nuffink only sweetness and light Mersey.

Are you snuggly in yer onesie wiv a skwiff in easy reach
:-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Nov 2013 19:30

Looks around "Yep invisible cloak is off" smells armpits :-S :-S

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Nov 2013 19:02

Buggaaaaaaaaaaaaalugssssssssssss :-D :-D :-D

Hi GP you sound like you have reallyyyyyyyyyy enjoyed your Day, enjoy your evening and your squiffettes :-D ;-) <3

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Nov 2013 18:47

Sorry I missed you LB...Nitey~~~Nite <3 <3

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 12 Nov 2013 18:47

Good Evening all you lovely people. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-D
I've had a lovely time in South Shields today and the place was just as busy as the centre of Newcastle. Found a little café and had one of my favourite meals - Liver, bacon and onion dinner- mmm!!!. It's a bit chilly outside now so I think I'll watch a bit of telly and have a glass of wine.

GP

CrystalTips

CrystalTips Report 12 Nov 2013 18:45

Nighty night Belle and Ralph, catch up with you tomorrow <3

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 12 Nov 2013 18:40

Nite Belle :-D <3

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 12 Nov 2013 18:38

CT :-D :-D

That's my lot :-(

It's playtime....Ralph and OH have started without me :-|

Have a good evening everyone....till the morrow :-D :-D

~~~~~~~~~ <3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ralph <3 <3

CrystalTips

CrystalTips Report 12 Nov 2013 18:31

Will put April 2016 in my diary.

Like everyone says, you won't know how you ever found the time to go to work! You will really enjoy it!

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 12 Nov 2013 18:28

Legs & Co :-D After Pans People that is :-D :-D