General Chat

Awww Bless :-D :-D Cutiepies :-D

Thanks Neil, yes he was weird, as I remember :-D

They are the two that live with me all the time Mersey, the ones I take to school.

N <3

Hi Babs that was Tiny Tim. A very strange fella indeed

Is that your ickleones Neil?? :-D

This will make you all smile. :-D :-D :-D

Overheard.

James aged 9 "Grand-Dad has made a swear for pudding".

Erin (6) "Grand-Dad doesn't do swears, Mummy does SWEARS!"

ASDA Microwave Spotted Dick £ 1 and worth EVERY FARTHING for that comment alone.

Neil ;-)

But he could have sang it in his shower :-P :-D

I totally agree Dermot..... :-D :-D :-D

Thats a relief then Fly well done OH. :-D

No he never fgs Emma, even I know that ;-) ;-)

Its not the same :-S

* Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says'
Really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! They must be UNION !

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace.
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while.
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.
He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.

Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, at least once a day.

Have a Red Bull Mersey ;-) :-D

Is GiN still out....lucky divil !!!! :-D ;-)

GPPPPPPPPPPPPP I need a squiffette desperately :-D Its an emergency ;-)

Hectic Mersey trying to clean up all the dust :-0

Then my cousin turned up just when I put computer on :-)

Then my auntie turned up so had to entertain ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

Got me lights on Barb ;-) no wellies needed :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Well he could have Barbs ;-) :-)

Pavarotti ....... Hmph :-P :-P :-P


short and spiked up.

much like a boy I once knew ;-)

And up she pop :-D :-D :-D

How has your day been Munchkin 2.......??

Auntie Barb how is your hairdo?? :-D

I'm back late again :-D

Night Belle :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I'm hexstatic. Mers.... ;-) :-D

I wasn't going to tell em Belle ;-) :-)

Nitey~~Nite LB :-D <3

Where has Fly gone :-S